Kristen Doute needs to upgrade her apartment, but not her man. Apparently Luke is well endowed. Luke seems like he loves Kristen. He’s grown on me. Jax is opening a bar, because why? He looks like he wants to sleep with his interviewees. Kristen and Jax are the MVPs of this show, unfortunately Kristen is still looking like a train wreck on TV. She means well, but she shouldn’t repeat what she’s been told because her plan, (was there a plan?) backfires! Cruz is the cutest. I hope he’s thriving.

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Kristen Doute is back on our screens and we are all better for it. We meet some great couples and some couples headed for divorce, and we even have a pregnant cast member, Janet. I didn’t know I would enjoy The Valley so much but here we are! Kristen’s temper is ruining everything again. And why is Zack there? We don’t need him. He stirs the pot and ends up unscathed.

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Rachel Raquel Leviss, Vanderpump Rules cast members can't unanimously decide on what name to call that alleged homewrecker. Rachel appears on "some podcast," LOL, where she says she wasn't in love with Tom, wasn't friends with Ariana, had a mutually beneficial friendship with Scheana and etc.

Rachel, honey, this wasn't a smart move! But you're an idiot who went on Bethenny's podcast because your mom is a fan. Meanwhile DJ James Kennedy just performed at Coachella but Tom of Tom and the Most Extra accuses him of pushing buttons on a laptop. James ate. We were all fed. Lala Kent is very emotional about becoming a mom to a second child. This episode had tears, heart, slays... everything! How do we like them apples? We love them!

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Coachella is getting bigger and better than ever! Doja Cat, Chloe Bailey, Victoria Monet... All the bad b**ches ate. Head to the Coachella YouTube and watch the performances if you didn't catch the live stream. 

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If we're being serious, Ariana Madix has Tom Sandoval and Rachel Leviss to thank for her budding career, so why is Ariana so angry? Producers, allegedly, forced her to interact with Sandoval, which made for great TV. I stan Ariana and we all need to live vicariously through her epic glow up. Mad respect, honestly. Living legend status. This is a recap & 2 cents episode about Ariana's rise to borderline mainstream fame and success, hidden in a Vanderpump Rules season 11, episode 10 recap.

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Beyonce's country album Cowboy Carter is some of her best work. I'm not a country fan, but she has many beautiful, addictive fun songs on Cowboy Carter and she was brave enough to cover Dolly Parton's "Jolene." What were your top 10 songs? Your top 5? I doubt we'll agree because fans have a very wide range of favorites on Cowboy Carter but some of mine are Ya Ya (of course), Levii's Jeans (of course again) and Tyrant - my 10th favorite on Cowboy Carter. 

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When Beyonce said: "You know you that b**ch when you cause all this conversation," she wasn't lying. Beyonce Knowles Carter sent country fans, and members of the Beyhive, into a tizzy when she released her country album, Cowboy Carter. Haters Azealia Banks and Lily Allen were activated. SMH! The audacity of Lily Allen is beyond me.

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Diddy is being called the black Jeffrey Epstein. His homes were raided this week. We are seated for all of this and I don't know how to feel about Yung Miami. I like her. Sigh. Rebel Wilson may be rewriting history to sell her book. Andrew Huberman juggles 6 women, allegedly, and Ariana Madix's career continues to take off. The benefits of dating a cheater, I guess.

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We were gagged, shocked, upset and screaming while watching The Traitors US season 2 finale and reunion. What happened at the end of season 2 was backstabbing at its worst. This is what happens when you cast has beens. Team MJ, for ethical reasons only. Team Sandra, for strategic reasons. I hope they bring Sandra back next season.

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