The P-Valley Podcast

Queen Zoe Kravitz knows how to get a man, keep a man, get engaged to a man and then rinse and repeat all within half a decade! The nepo baby with the horrible fashion sense is engaged to Harry Styles. Her stunning engagement ring is worth $600,000. She's a legend.

Michelle from The Valley is Dr. Dre's new girlfriend. I don't have it in me to care y'all. Dr. Dre is a washed up a-hole and Michelle is a gold digger.

Everyone feels the need to chime in (and be toxic and misogynist) about Megan thee Stallion announcing her split from Klay Thompson after he cheated and said he doesn't know if he can be monogamous. Klay is 36 years old. He's too old for this nonsense. I talk about cheating, posting your man on social media, doing the most for your partner and what Megan should do going forward.

Summerhouse season 10 is one of the most scandalous seasons in reality TV history. The Summerhouse reunion will deliver. We have a few minutes of audio, where Amanda attempts to answer for her sins - she thinks she didn't commit any! Amanda yells at Ciara Miller and admits she was one of West Wilson's side b!tches. Y'all. I. Am. So. Sat.

Ciara Miller is going through a humiliation ritual that has given viewers secondhand pain and embarrassment. Ciara really didn't deserve Amanda and West going out of their way to hurt her. People need to stop saying Amanda and West need to get married and have kids. West is not marriage material. He is FOR THE STREETS and I doubt he knows how to be exclusive with anyone long-term. This is DOOMED.

Team Ciara on Dancing With the Stars. I will be voting!!!!

Ciara Miller goes where most Black public figures don't go, saying it's "f*cking unfair" that she has to think about how she moves in the world and that she has to consider who someone voted for and who their friends are when interracial dating. Team Ciara all day. I agree with 95% of what she says in her revealing Glamour magazine feature.

I'm dissecting the video footage of Amanda Batula trying to hold hands with West Wilson but he pulls away. She also told West "Act like you like me" because cameras were on them at the Yankee game on Friday where they shared an on-camera kiss. Awkward. They are definitely my favorite doomed couple right now! Find out what couple name I gave them. Can not stand them both, but that's obvious which makes this entire episode worth a listen.

Taylor Frankie Paul isn't receiving additional domestic v*olence charged for two incidents in February. I don't care. I'm over her. Next we have Amanda Batula being one of the worst people on Bravo history, and Khloe Kardashian has allowed Lamar Odom to make her look like an idiot yet again. What I forgot to say is that it's good Khloe gave her side and she should have participated in the documentary to clear things up! Lamar is a terrible rotten ugly person inside and out and I feel for Khloe getting embarrassed repeatedly on the world's stage.

Amanda Batula used her beautiful dog as a sympathy prop to let everyone know she will date West Wilson in public. Bam. Justin Bieber put on a terrible Coachella performance and Alex Cooper wants Alix Earle to stop trolling her.

Ciara Miller was working the red carpet at the Euphoria premiere when she asked Sydney Sweeney her thoughts on a friend dating an ex-boyfriend. I love Ciara so much for looking at the camera to make it clear that Amanda and West are a joke. The man has community dick. Amanda lost everything for a f*ckboy. You can't make this sh!t up.

Mormon Wives star Jessi Draper knows that her husband Jordan was furious that she had "an affair" with Vanderpump Villa reject Marciano Brunette. Demi Engemann was also allegedly in love with Marciano and texted him repeatedly promising to leave her husband Brett for Marciano. I stand Jessi for this brilliant move. This is how you make your haters furious.