The Pantheon

The Pantheon

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The Pantheon episodes

  • Oracle Destruction for the Mentally Deranged

    We learned how to care for them. Now we traverse the grooves on the thin side of the coin to get to the other side. I know, I know. We all want to be on the side where oracles are real, and they can make your ridiculous dreams come true. 

    We are here to bury gods. Sometimes those gods die in dreams. 

    10 min
  • How to Cook a Limoset

    I know. The question's been bugging you. How do you cook a limoset? Well, I'll tell ya. The Pantheon's now infringing on the recipe market. 

    12 min
  • A Beginner's Guide to Gloves

    We're back from our regularly scheduled Christmas break to bring you fine folks a heaping dose of madness :)

    I know. Boring title. We all know what gloves are. I don't like them, personally, even in the cases where they make sense. But if you're here you probably know that the story is only about gloves in the most vague of senses. We all gotta learn, after all. 

    12 min
  • Souveneirs (Flight Twelve)

    We thought we could get through. We thought we could be better. But we weren't. Again. 

    That doesn't mean we can stop trying, though. If you can understand anything, understand that. 

    8 min
  • Threat Level Orange (Flight Twelve)

    Mystery means misery. In the infinite possibilities of creation, there is something out there whose greatest desire is to destroy and eat you. Yes, you specifically. Will you cower, then? That's what seems the easiest to do. 

    4 min

About The Pantheon

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Where gods go to die. The Pantheon is a collection of my own writings, transcribed into audio format. These are meant primarily to entertain, of course, but also to help the people of today carve some…