The Pantheon

The Pantheon

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The Pantheon episodes

  • Tetris at the Bottom of the Sea

    Or the bottom of a lake. Or a well. Or a cave? At the bottom of a body of water. But that sounds a lot less interesting. 

    We don't know much about the oceans, collectively. We never have. Physical forces make the glimpses we get of the depths brief and expensive. It is no wonder, then, that we see all sorts of terrors in the deep. 

    Realistically? The ocean is just as uncaring about our existence as the rest of creation. But that won't stop things like this from being created. 

    30 min
  • The Hated Sentinel (Pantheon)

    The powers that be, the powers that be.

    Who is saying that you aren't the powers that be, yourself? You say that the world is cold and cruel. You say that everything is stacked against those who are unwilling to exploit the universe around them. What are you doing to change that, eh? Perhaps your whining about the subject was nothing more than an emotional smokescreen, and you are just as much the powers that be as those that you despise. You are the same.

    7 min
  • Get Rich Quick Scheme

    You know them. You love them. After all, the person espousing the get rich quick scheme obviously has your best interests at heart. I mean, com on, why wouldn't they? Greed is a virtue, which means that... which means that...

    Which means that only one person is getting rich. It's probably not the person believing in the magical properties of their own being. 

    16 min
  • Just a Bottle of Mustard

    Booooooo. BOO! 

    That's me, booing myself. I've roadblocked myself, thus the delay in new stories. I had this whole tree of stuff going, but I paid far too much attention to the branches, and too little to the trunk. That might be a bit unclear, but c'mon. Unclear is what we do here. 

    Anyways, this is something I've been able to get done while working on my many, beautiful branches, even while the trunk rots away. Honestly just putting this out here so this thing doesn't die in the algorithm. 

    13 min
  • Manilla Envelope

    Things look together in this graveyard, as they always do. They do outside of the graveyard, too, it's just that you get a better perspective on time here. 

    31 min
  • Disloyalty

    How much can loyalty be a virtue? Surely only as much as our masters can be selfless. Otherwise, is it not a sin?

    10 min

About The Pantheon

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Where gods go to die. The Pantheon is a collection of my own writings, transcribed into audio format. These are meant primarily to entertain, of course, but also to help the people of today carve some…