The Pantheon

The Pantheon

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The Pantheon episodes

  • Report 56 (Boring Summer Day)

    55 reports came before this. What were they about? Oooh, spooky!

    Anyways, as the title, release date, and length imply, this is just a little addendum to Boring Summer Day. Perhaps the summer turned out to not be nearly so boring, eh? 

    3 min
  • Boring Summer Day

    It's not summer, yet. Curiously, it's not summer anywhere on the planet. It kind of feels like summer here, but then, well, we get these nice seven month summers that come along and suck the water from everything, and...

    Summer days are boring. Let's face it. They are. It's the heat. It drains energy from us, lulls us to sleep. And then, when we're sleepy, we project the feeling of being bored onto ourselves. Because, obviously, we couldn't be tired just because its hot. We had to have some agency there. 

    8 min
  • Lemons

    Lemons.

    I know. I already talked about apples. But trust me; they're very different fruits. It's like comparing apples and oranges. Or apples and lemons.

    This story is about lemons. This summary is about lemons. Very exciting, all of that.

    Lemons. 

    27 min
  • Encyclopedia Demonica

    Under what circumstances could you claim a life? What about a friend's life?

    How stupid does a person have to be for the evil caused by their stupidity to demand their death? Is there a point? 

    I dunno. 

    22 min
  • The Truth

    "Whom do you trust? Do you trust yourself? You usually should. Your family? That's more iffy. Friends? Depends on if they owe you money. My narrators? Definitely. You should always trust them. They are always telling the truth." 

    - A notorious liar


    9 min
  • Down the Road

    Beware where you turn, for it's just down the road.

    What are we bewaring?

    Do you specifically need to beware it? 

    Oh no, now we're back to the point of disbelief. 

    Oh no. 

    18 min
  • Do You Remember Them, Too?

    Implying, of course, that there was something to remember to begin with.

    Some things...

    Many  things are better left forgotten. 

    Is what I would say, if some of these things are real. Good news! The troubles and difficulties we face in real life are a lot less nefarious. Still really bad, but you know. At least you're better off understanding them. 

    7 min
  • War Crimes

    I love how charismatic this guy is. Oh, how beautiful evil can seem. Oh, how easy it is to give up.

    Very few people out there ever think they're doing the wrong thing. But we have to look around ourselves and realize: there's far too much wrong with the world for that to be true. Nature is cruel, but not that cruel. There is evil, but where? And how does it fester in the mind?

    7 min

About The Pantheon

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Where gods go to die. The Pantheon is a collection of my own writings, transcribed into audio format. These are meant primarily to entertain, of course, but also to help the people of today carve some…