With Break the Rules Month (July 2026) right around the corner, we decided to build some decks centered around said broken rules. In just a couple short weeks, all colorless commanders can be given a single color pip of your choice!

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Hey... know what? It's time for new cards again. And we're here to talk about them! Between commons and uncommons, MCU is giving us ~300 cards to choose from, and we try to whittle those down to a consumable chunk of only the best cards for Pauper Commander.

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A long time ago, on a YouTube channel far, far away, (okay, not "far", but it would've sounded weird otherwise) -- The Jalapeno Paupers ranked and drafted all the best mana rocks in Pauper Commander. It only felt right to record our own version of a mana rock tier and draft list!

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We're still working our way through the color pie with a Mono Red 3x3. Red has gotten a ton of new toys lately, and we're here to exploit every damn one of them!

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Recently, a patron asked Alkadron the question "What's up with Rhystic and Mystic being banned in Pauper Commander". To answer that question, Alk replied, "Well, why don't you come on the show and we'll talk about it!"
So that's what we did :)

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The Patrons have spoken! This week, Daxx hit us with an episode topic-suggestion: build a deck without knowing the commander until it too late - muah hahaha! We polled our discord patrons for commander options and Fridge was brought aboard to present them to us.

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Fresh of his trip to MC Vegas, Lobbert joins the pod to talk about all the do's and don'ts of travelling to high-profile conventions and what to expect if you're attending your first!

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This week, the Professional Human himself, Derek, joins the crew as we revisiting one of our earliest 4x4 deckbuilding episodes with the Spellslinger archetype! We've gotten a lot of new toys and tools that make this archetype really zing, so let's see what we've come up with.

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The BBB (on the TPP) was a deckbuilding competition hosted through Ginger's Wanderer's Pauper Commander League. The goal was to build the most unique deck around a mono-colored, 6+ mana commander. There were a ton of great decks this time around, but only ONE can take home the Baloney Trophy.

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This week we officially hit 200 episodes! This is where a proper episode would get a description, but we cover myriad casual conversations, so... enjoy?

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