Fetal alcohol syndrome, throwback jokes, and a huge shoutout to Charlotte: America's greatest city.

Ladies and gentlemen, this episode contains what is probably the greatest, most fucked up story ever told on this podcast. You have been warned. 

Tim Wolfe returns! We discuss Scientology, Carlos Mencia, getting a lap dance while pooping, Sam Kinison's last words, Jesus at the Nazareth open mic, and how his parents just don't understand.

Shawn Beef tells a story of love and romance. We shit on the British. We shit on the Irish. We shit on lazy eyes. We dream of hanging out with trainwreck celebrities.

Pokemon. Bar etiquette. Alternate movie endings. Robert di Niro's sneaky trap. Polite pedophiles. Brian abandoning his future children. Special needs Batman.

Shawn Beef returns! We discuss Tom Cruise, Brian's adventures in an after hours bar, Philly's most infamous strip club The Republican, and Mary Todd Lincoln's head game.

American cartoons vs anime in this episode. Brian and I submit some favorites from both. We also discuss my old roommate who used to watch hentai, and some statistics of the podcast.

Some lady named Kelly called in and told some hilarious stories about working at a movie theater. We discuss people smuggling children, Seth Rogan's filthy body, and homeless people and their coffee. 

I finally give my take on cops. Are they all bastards? Listen and find out!

This week, I'm joined by famous Northeast Ohio (now LA based) comedian, Devin Conner! We discuss the awful problem in Norton, OH, Paul Blart 3, that time I said the n word in a movie theater, and hot pussy, baby.