We talk about Tupac, a whore house, hacking someone's Onlyfans, and throwing up in an Uber. Plus I rap again.

Me and Clarence make an anime. We talk about Green Eggs and Ham. I fucked up and thought only the eggs were green. We get assaulted by a naked woman. Hypothetically.

I give Clarence a new nickname. We discuss state mandated vasectomies, Twilight of the Cockroaches, and how to unmuzzle a bear. Hint: start by  taking off her hijab.

Out now at www.patreon.com/pen15podcast

Curley's fries, Mine Kumpf, pumpkin purie, and all the people we wanna kill. Everything Shawn says could've been the title of this episode because he can't pronounce words.

Shawn Beef is finally back in the studio with his friend Enigmatic  Steve. This episode probably has the greatest opening line ever. We also talk about the pedophile behind me in line at Office Max, the towel guy in the bathroom, and Shawn's continued denial of gravity. We also confuse Cleopatra with Helen of Troy, which made me angry at myself while editing.

Me and Clarence discuss the fun of masturbating, his trip to Miami, teen pregnancy, places we've pooped, and Little Caesar's.

This episode is about a TV show on Hulu called PEN15.

I play another story from our friend Zach, we talk more shit on furries, make more fun of Butch Fartman, talk about fucked up Japanese porn, and  bring back "I like my Women!" All this on a nice, short, retro episode of The Pen 15 Podcast.

We impersonate presidents for 20 minutes. Then, Clay of The Dick Show fame calls in (20:04)! He tells an exclusive story never before heard on TDS (22:50) and throws in an addendum to the post-op lady story that was left out of TDS (38:24). We also give a revealing shoutout to the host of another podcast that we both like.