The Penley Project

Crossover Episode with Kevin's other podcast, Behind the Counter...

We do something a little different and count down our Top 10 Christmas films!

What are the must sees of your holiday season?

Even if you aren't a parent - the first 10 minutes are a complete diversion from the stated subject.

Otherwise, just a couple new parents still figuring it all out.

Full disclosure: Kevin doesn't make a single (fart) joke until at least minute 30.

Instead, we dive straight into a (pseudo) therapy session, airing out our frustrations that we've been dealing with since Kevin's firing - and the struggles that come with a working wife/stay at home dad scenario.

As always, we welcome your feedback and THANK y'all for all our continued support. You guys rock.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING, Y'ALL!

If you can't make it through us (okay, me... MK) rambling through what we're thankful for in this season of our lives, PLEASE skip to 31:25 for a PODCAST WORLD PREMIERE of an original song. Back up at least 2 minutes for the back story (AND ATTN ALL MRS.DASH REPRESENTATIVES OR OTHER SPICE INDUSTRY, PLEASE CONTACT FOR USE - WILL SELL RIGHTS FOR CHEAP).

Now excuse us as we put on our stretchy pants and get ready for the feasts.

The time change, Kevin eating all the fun household snacks, how our dentist appointments went (spoiler alert BAD), officially moving BeBe to Yonderways, and the basement flooding - how our last 2 weeks have gone.

Also, the 'T' in this should or should not have been capitalized in the episode name: discuss.

It's the eve of the eve of Halloween, so let's discuss traditions, candy, horror flicks, and et cetera.

*Can you tell we're tired? Cause we're tired. We promise to up the ante next week (maybe).

**Also I said "formidable" and I definitely meant "formative". #bigwordfail

Kevin sucks at making plans and keeping secrets, but he did it! Listen as we talk way too long about what we did this past weekend.

Also - what are your plans if you win the lottery? We end the episode discussing ours (for the 2nd time because the first last 10 minutes didn't save... BOO).

LISTENER'S SUGGESTION: We're talking about how we handle meat in the house (MK = vegetarian, Kevin = food opportunist).

How many bowls of cereal does your box yield? We need to know.

Email us @ [email protected] or send a DM on our Insta.

This is what you get when what you've planned didn't pan out. Also, I feel like this podcast accurately portrays 95% of our personal conversations.

Topics of conversation include: Kid movies, rapping, Bear accidents, Kevin's depression, dead chipmunks, MK's fears, the definition of 'c-knocker', politics, dentist appointments, other podcasts, our Taco Bell orders, upcoming musical theatre news.

HELP US: Want to hear us ramble about a topic of YOUR choosing? Emails us at [email protected]. And be sure to rate/share/like us so that we can sleep easy knowing our egos have been stroked.

Maybe I'm delirious from a long weekend. Maybe I just genuinely think my husband is the funniest man on the planet, but... "he tickled my pickled" tonight. Gets good around 9 minute mark or so.