Despite his clothing and ponytail, Captain Okona is a man of such sexual prowess that few have the power to resist his advances. When a 24th century space hunk boards the Enterprise, he leaves in his wake a trail of mangled bodies of those he has so brutally loved. When Data tries to learn comedy, he leaves in his wake a trail of cringing grimaces and horrible impersonations. This episode is outrageous!

To 221 Baker Street! When Data proves to be too much for the deductive challenges of the original Sherlock Holmes mysteries, the computer creates an opponent that is fitting of a 24th century android. The end result is an episode steeped in costumes, British accents, and the philosophical question of what it means to be alive. The game is afoot!

What do you get when you combine a random line from a poem about gold mining and the concept of nothingness? Apparently, you get this episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation. When the crew is subjected to a cruel experiment by a strange god-like being, we find out that Klingon exercise programs get you really fired up, doctors hate androids, and that you should never be the person to take over for Wesley Crusher!

Season Two starts with a bang! Well, it's a sexy bang, actually, that results in Troi getting knocked up by an alien! One of the weirdest episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation involves a mystery baby, a mystery bartender, and a mystery vaccine that may or may not work. But, at least Riker has his beard now! Beard me up, Scotty!

This episode of the podcast is all about ratings and reviews! We recap the entire first season of TNG, giving our thoughts about what worked and what didn't. From production to scripting to guest star appearances, we touch on a little bit of everything! Plus, the top 5 best and worst episodes from the season!

The first season of TNG comes to an end, "not with a bang, but with a whimper." Clay returns to the podcast to discuss the first question someone would ask when they wake up 300 years in the future, the greatness of "Balance of Terror", and TNG's bad habit of making shows all about getting somewhere. One season down, six even better ones to go!

There's a conspiracy afoot, and Modi Operandus returns to help us suss it out! When an alien race of hostile, purple scorpion thingies pull an "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" on Starfleet Command, Picard and Riker are forced to blow up a dude's head in order to save humanity! Oh, and Riker kicks a man in the face.

As a hiccup in time collapses the universe around them, the crew of the Enterprise learn about love, fencing and fine French cuisine in this emotional episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation! For how much bizarre stuff happens in this one, it's alarming how little the host of this podcast remembers about it...

The crew of the Enterprise encounters a being of pure evil, who unfortunately just kinda turns out to be an annoying douche bag. Anyway, Clay returns to help dissect this one, and we get deep into the bowels before realizing we've made a huge mistake. This episode has it all! Action! Suspense! Kick boxing tournaments! Oh, and Tasha Yar dies. I almost forgot about that.

The Prime Directive rears its ugly head again in "Symbiosis"! When the Enterprise encounters two cultures that are mutually dependent on each other, Picard and Crusher must bring South Park's Mr. Mackey onto the bridge to let them know whether or not drugs are bad, hmmm'kay? Sit back, crack open a cold one and let Tasha Yar explain to you the folly of drug use!