In which you will learn:

• Why we say things are 'cheesy'
• All about the classification of cheese - and also how (im)mature your hosts are
• Why, before the lunar landing, there were still subsections of society that still thought the moon was made of cheese

In which you will learn:

• How much a 90-yr-old famous biscuit would cost you
• The difference between a cake and a biscuit
• How many Brits hide biscuits in their sock drawer

In which you will learn:

• There's more to our Solar System than meets the eye
• Scientists like to have a laugh too
• If there really is a moon called 'Janice'

In which you will learn:

• About a massive crime committed by millions of visitors to the UK each year
• Where the Royal family is MEANT to live
• Exactly how unoriginal British royals are in naming their heirs

In which you will learn:

• If cats were really All That in Ancient Egypt
• How the world will end
• About 5% of the names of all Egyptian Gods

In which you will learn:

• How big the 'small island' of Britain really is
• Where to ski in Scotland
• How to anger your friends with a game of 'North or South?'

In which you will learn:

• * Some cool and also just plain silly plane names
• * Where to sit in a plane if you want to be safest
• * How many airlines there actually are in the world

In which you will learn:

• Some less-useful Lancashirian phrases
• Why people from Preston love buses
• A lot of theories about Industrialisation in the Northern UK

In which you will learn:

• Some very useful Aussie words
• What "Schoolies" is
• If spiders do indeed harm Australians