Kushagra misses this week’s episode as he instead chooses to deface and pull down statues of Captain Cook around Sydney. Unfortunately for him, however, he misses our most existential episode yet, as the full effects of isolation and Coronavirus become evident.

We start this week's episode with a pop quiz on the mustiest countries in the world, before Rohit reveals the full extent of his ongoing quarter life crisis which has led to a very expensive purchase.

We also discuss the kinds of “guy/girl” you can find in your modern day workplaces and how you should just blatantly change your personality to fit in at all costs.

Despite no demand, we also bring back “Usernames” this week - and it’s just as shambolic as it was the first time.

Finally, the metrics for the much anticipated Miguel v Rohit showdown are revealed as the boys gear up for 6 months of blood, sweat and tears, all to avoid a swig of the 1.5 million Scoville units hot sauce, with the endeavour affectionately named 'The Pepper Press'.

Also this week: Paw Patrol, Saint Kitts and Nevis, 6ix9ine and Who’s got the smallest dick?

Segments this week:

The Logue: Tired of reaching around each other (at least on the podcast), the boys have instead decided to reach around the week’s news stories, events and viral trends.

Usernames: In this game, the boys are given one word clues which they must use to guess another word the host is thinking of.

Banter Reviews: The boys “review” things and give them obviously logical ratings, to be honest we’re not even sure how this segment works.

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📸 KUSH: http://www.instagr.am/kushyyk

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