The Phlegm Cat Podcast

The Artist wants U all to wake up and smell the fake videos. We learn from Mex that dads are the stuntmen of the world, that Mex is all inquisitive and jolly and claims two weeks ago, U were on fire on a mountain.

The Mexican proclaims that The Hulk isn't sinewy. There are three things The Artist doesn't do. He does not buy the Butt-Pipe. He does not paint someone's eyes scary. The Huckleberry does not cook green cheese.

 The Artist almost gets his giblets jostled. Your Huckleberry throws his passport out and really likes dragons. Mex also wonders who lip-syncs drums?

The Artist must defeat The Minnesota Bamboozler. Mex wants you to get a load of his hump, foo. Your Huckleberry was also funky, crooked and reached euphoric spazzery.

The Mexican mourns the passing of the infamous Rogue. Her legacy is remembered through stories of chasing gophers, getting in gang fights and biting evil doers.

Mex had them dudes barkin' like crazy businessmen. The Artist then declares that Plastic Betty ain't no joke. The Huckleberry prefers when women have their head attached and knows somebody more worthless than Aquaman.

The Mexican loves a good statue disco party. Your Huckleberry wonders if he should get the porridge, even though he has the eye of the tiger and the breath of a lizard.

Mex produces happy doos for everyone. Your Huckleberry loses our wizard again, CFIT accidents are his jam and we get to meet Mabel Applebottom

The Mex starts season 5 by embracing the grampa. The Huckleberry must then deal with a tower of meat, Harley Bottomcheeks and getting clogged with waspy wax.

Your Huckleberry ends season 4 by confessing to getting a humor chubby. Mex asks the question: What would make a bullfighter jive-ass? Mex hopes you got Dead Bird Relay Race and a Crackhead Paul doll for Christmas.