The Phlegm Cat Podcast

The Artist returns to his old video games. This involved visits from Gunny and Stitch. Mex watches a marionette scuba dive. We hear the debut of a song in praise of woke buildings. Your Huckleberry doesn't care if Tom Cruise is in there...DON'T GO INSIDE!!!!!

The Artist doesn't do wakes very well. Mex adopts the persona of The Baba Yaga in order to bring balance to indoor golf. Your Huckleberry then finds some parallels between Dear Leader and Pogo the Clown. Oh, and never chase a sunglasses thief.

Your Huckleberry is wondering why Skabadoo can't just walk it off. Mex has to choose between a serial killer and two angry bothers. Sometimes, The Artist dreams that he is me, especially when he dunks on a policeman.

The Huckleberry mourns another rocker from space. Mex goes to a Bears' game with The U.N. of Evil and their offspring, only to find a bigger group of potential jag offs. The Artist has had enough with cheating on the course and finally... Do you know the MUFFIN MAN?!

Mex questions success. The Artist entertains his little cousins and knows he's ready for Papa Duties. Empty Nestor's cousin Nestor shows up. Your Huckleberry realizes he's a golf influencer, especially when it comes to porn. The Kid chooses The Joker over The Hulk- only as it pertains to their balls.

Mex has hit it big in fictional lands. The Artist delves into the intricacies of The Claw Game. The Kid gets a major hookup, which includes a stoned towel. Your Huckleberry creates the best pro wrestler ever- Macho Man Olmos, who specializes in... flipping off babies.

The Huckleberry realizes he's too old to move. An HOA Karen tries to be bossy, but runs into a psycho during a low blood sugar episode. The Artist thinks we have taken on the personality of our dumb orange coach. Empty Nestor™ may have an alter ego named Fulfilled Nestor™. Mex decides to rank presidential mibs, and wants to do a flip like Skattebo.

Your Huckleberry loses his hairdresser and must enlist the services of John Wick. The Artist must be nice to a total doosher. Mex must then decide if getting a Russian haircut can be the key to a decent mid-life crisis.

The Artist becomes Mextradamus and foresees more bamboozlement. Your Huckleberry confesses to being a recovering buff. Mex ponders life's biggest mysteries: Can you assassinate a dog? Can David's tongue heal, and why is Napolean Dynamite building a hotel? 

The Artist says "Take a look around you, boy. It's bound to scare you, boy".