The Pie Guys

We have a slice for everyone!!

Getting Sick Of It: Starring 289 Days In, '60 Days In', & (Maybe) One Night In (0:20) Tis The Season To Soak In The Season - Starring The Demise Of 2020 (3:02) Madness Or Method: Starring Shia LeBeouf, His Chest Tattoo, & Fast Times At Ridgemont High AF (3:44) That First 'Transformers' Movie & The On-Going Carl's Jr. Commercial (7:38) Tis The Season To Raise Your Glass But Forget Your Drink (9:20) The Enticement To Become A Coffee Drinker (10:24) An EDWARDS & WINGSTOP GULLET TIME - Feat. The Foods That Could Also Be Porn Searches (15:15) The Difference Between 36 & 30, Generally Speaking (18:15) The One Year Resolution - Starring The Pilgrimage To Clem's & Trevor In The Ocean (20:08) The Bounce Back, A Future Abroad, & Contentment In Our Content (25:30) Living In A Fictitious Time & The Immortalization Of 1993 (28:09) The Millennial Era & The Popular Weird Kids (31:38) 10 Bucks In Our Pockets & Stayin' Out Till The Streetlights Come On (34:41) Soooooo What You're Saying Is The 90's Are The Greatest?? (36:54) 30 Years Ago, 30 Years From Now & The Boss Battle That Is 2020 (39:45) The Future - Feat. Flying Cars, Teleportation, Speed Trains, Cyborgs, & The Race For Space (43:42) New Year, New Pie Guys (50:56) Medical Stuff, A Nosey Magician, & Embracing The Dark Side (52:59) A Netflix Series, Scarlett Johansson, & The Ideal Life (57:37) Is New Years A Valid Holiday? (1:01:09) The Great Dark Knight Rises Debate - Chapter 3: The Eating Of The Lunch & The Trilogy Treaty (1:03:34) The Podcast Forecast & From 6 Months To Beyond (1:18:04) Spreading The Gospel Of The Pie Guys, LeRoyal's Convention Connection, & "Rotation" Inductees (1:19:15) A Shoutout To 'The ConArtists' (1:23:35) We're All Fans Here & The Path Of The Pie Guys Paved All Our Own (1:25:19) The Resolutions We're Most Looking Forward To (1:27:40) Table Top RPGs, Sharing The Same Pizza, Vegas, & The 6-Player X-Men Arcade (1:28:28) Last Words Turned Personal Accomplishments In The New Year (1:33:19) The Euro Trip, The Psychedelic Bucketlist, & The Payoff (1:35:14) A Toast To The Prosperity Of The Pie Guys (1:40:01) 

HO HO HO!!! (0:26) Have You Thrown Down For A PS5 Yet? (5:59) Stackin' Up The Spider-Man Games: From Peter Parker To Miles Morales & From Last Gen To Next Gen (7:43) Exploring Disney +, Finally Watching 'Far From Home', & Getting Back To A Traditional Spider-Man (11:05) Phase 4 Rumors & Blending The Multiverses (17:07) Tis The Season To Do It For The Brand: Feat. Defaulting To DoorDash & The Pizza Man Saves The Day (19:35) At What Point In The 'Star Wars' Timeline Are We? (22:15) Wishing We Had More Time Because It's Gonna Take Time (25:31) Recapturing The Spirit Of The Season & The Pie Guys Daze Of Christmas (29:22) Getting In Touch With Your Roots, Camping, Eggnog, Gift Exchanges, Cultural Appreciation & MORE!! (35:14) What Are Your 3 Favorite Christmas Movies? (50:16) Gearing Up For The State Of Star Wars & Recapturing The Spirit Thru Traditions (1:01:37) The Wonder Of The Lights, The Uniqueness Of A Family Photo, & The Magic Of Santa (1:02:35) PIZZA TIME!!!! (1:09:25) A GULLET TIME & DR. GREENTHUMBS Pairing - Starring PIZZA MAN & Moving To The 'Kush Mountains' (1:22:39) Which Ninja Turtle Are You? (1:24:52) Traditions & Transitions - Starring Classic Christmas Music & Stuffed Stockings (1:34:57) Rekindling Our Own Spirit & The Dark Side Of The Season (1:38:59) Genuine Fake People, Non-Tippers, & Using The Season As A Defense (1:40:31) Sponsorship Wishlist: Starring HBO Max (1:46:52) The Dilemma Of Work And Travel & The Struggle Of The Season As We Grow Older (1:47:08) Is It Okay To Be Alone On Christmas Day? (1:53:45) Feeling Grinch'd Out & Chase Being True To His Color (1:56:36) Recapturing The Spirit: Starring Memorable Christmas Day Gifts & Treats (1:59:31) The Overhype Of The Virtual Boy (2:00:04) The N64 Christmas Day Miracle (2:01:33) Understanding The Impact & Passing Along The Love Of Spider-Man (2:03:29) Christmas'd Out Over The Millennium Falcon (2:05:02) Spaceship Envy: Starring Jupiter 2, The Starship Enterprise, & A F'N Transport! (2:06:48) The Trust Of Your Parents & Peak Yankovich (2:10:01) Favorite Christmas Treats - Starring Christmas/Dad's Cookies, Popcorn In A Tin, & Peppermint Bark (2:11:31) Keeping The Spirit Of The Season And The Podcast Alive (2:14:39) Last Words & A Japanese Proverb (2:15:29) Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays!!!! (2:16:14) 

A Controversial Ending Disguised As An Opening (0:17) Bright Spots In 2020 - Starring The World Champion Los Angeles Dodgers & Life Lessons Of Baseball (1:44) Comparing Baseballs To Beatles, Brands Bound For Greatness, & Terms More Common To The Pie Guys (7:59) To Nerd Out On You: Starring The Limitless & Unpredictable Nature Of Baseball (11:43) Being A New Raiders Fan, Game Plans A-Z, & How A Winning Raiders Team Is Good For The NFL (13:31) Dodger Haters & Living Up To The Hype (18:57) Getting More Intimate - Starring Just Chase (22:25) What Is Your Favorite & Least Favorite Word? (25:06) What Turns You On? (28:10) What Sound Do You Love Or Hate? (29:34) 2 Days Of Pure Magic (30:34) Only People Who Can't Read Move To The "Kush Mountains" (33:47) GULLET TIME - Starring PANDA EXPRESS Appreciation & The Unclose-able Lids Of PANDA WOK (35:15) Who *Are* You? (41:57) Who Is Someone In Your Life You Wish You Were Closer With? (49:29) Do You Believe That You Are Smart? (53:35) Do You Believe You Look Good & Does That Feeling Inform The Way You Behave? (59:31) Is There A Purpose To Life & What Is Your Purpose? (1:03:28) What Do You Think/Hope Happens When You Die? (1:09:24) Growing Closer In No Time (1:16:01) What Is Your Favorite Curse Word? (1:17:04) What Other Profession Would You Want? (1:17:36) The Power Of The Pie Guys (1:18:19) Much More Coming (1:19:03) 

Time-Suck Redefined: Starring 'Cyberpunk 2077' (0:19) Even More Voices Within The Pie Guys (2:12) Never Remember The 1st Of December (4:44) A Whole New Meaning Of Time & The Things That Were There For You When The World Got Taken Away (5:10) Collection VS Subscription & The Transition Generation (7:24) Time Capsules To Our Youth - Feat. VHS Tapes, Recording Over A Wedding, Growing Up In Italy, & More! (10:11) Be Kind Rewind: Feat. VHS Etiquette, 'The 6th Sense', & Shane's Level Of Super Villainy (14:15) Never Remember The First Of December (17:08) Christmas Lists Or Spreadsheets? (17:19) Tis The Season - Starring The Art Of Gift Giving & Tales From Black Friday (19:56) "We Got Women's Clothes, How Crazy Can It Get?" (23:21) Making Most Of The Occasion (25:10) The Power Of The Gift Card & The Gifts That We Need (27:27) Your First Day At Your POS Job (30:33) We're Not Paying You To Stand Around (34:27) Toys-R-Us Appreciation: Feat. Employee Secrets, Sexy 21 Year Olds, & Proper Giveaway Strategy (38:03) A Hard Left Turn: Starring 'Legends-Of-The-Hidden-Temple'-Rage & A 'Wipeout'-Shoutout (43:33) Giving Or Receiving? (45:14) The Worst And Most Proud Gift I Ever Gave (46:06) Puzzles & Socks (47:57) The Magic On Your Parents Face (49:40) The Ninja Falcon Megazord & Another Boring Book (51:15) Always Remember This Day (56:14) Immediate Hopes For 2021 (56:34) Trevor In The Ocean & Oh S*** It's A Thresher (57:20) Intercontinental Train Tracks (1:00:14) Kids Growing Up & How The Turntables Have Turned (1:01:05) Getting Out & Giving Life (1:03:47) WILD MIKE'S Brings On The Likes For GULLET TIME!! (1:04:28) The Clementine Effect In The New Year (1:05:32) May You Never Remember This Date In December (1:05:57) Barbie Gives Good Gift (1:06:03) 

Staying Battle Ready (0:12) Using The Ancient Powers Of Hotmail - We Summon LeRoyal!! (2:01) "I Just Wanna See Darth Maul" (2:39) It Took Thanksgiving To Finally Completely Distance Ourselves (6:08) Our Expectations Of Darth Maul & Definitive Deaths (7:24) The Salvation Of The Star Wars Brand & Yellow Stripes Across The Face (10:57) Forget The Force, Use The Function: Starring Shane's Saber Snobbery  (13:11) You Can Tilt The Screen Down, Dude (15:52) Tickling Your Taint: Starring All 4 Seasons Of 'Farscape' & The Mini-Series, NOW On Prime (16:36) The Clementine Effect On Our Collective Thankfulness (19:14) Thankful For Health (20:44) Thankful For Adaptability (22:28) The Quest For The 5 Minute Mile - Vol. 1: Not Applying Yourself (26:20) Thankful For Motivation & A Competitive Side (30:38) Thankful For A Roof & Carving Out A New Life (31:54) Thankful For The Opportunity To Better Ourselves (34:25) The Groundhog's-Day-Season-Of-Death & "The Underground Movement" w/ Punxsutawney Phil (37:35) Ever Been So High That You Forgot How To Breathe? (41:05) Embracing The Deprivation Of Your Senses & Getting More In Touch With Yourself (42:35) Leveling Up In 2020 (45:49) Still To Come: Feat. Dinnertime-Family-Table-Time, Erotic Time, & PIZZA TIME!!!! (48:05) The Sponsors We Need: Starring The Dueling Ice Cream Truck Drivers (59:12) GULLET TIME - Feat. Only BLAZE Would Supply Us With One Of The Most Pothead Orders Of The Podcast (1:00:46) Dinner-Table-Talk & What Have Thanksgivings Been Like For You? (1:01:18) Thanksgiving On The Farm: Feat. Everyone Gets A Pie, The Pineapple Pie, & Olive Wars (1:02:05) What Is It About The Dinner Table? (1:06:29) Home Is Where The Stomach Is (1:07:31) "I'm Not Celebratin' Thanksgiving This Year" (1:09:34) Typical Table Talk Rules & Why You Don't Talk About Politics, Sex, Money, & Religion (1:13:03) I Like The Wine, Not The Label (1:16:14) Oh-Kay Boomer: The Politics & Zeitgeist Of Our Parents Generation (1:18:34) A Different Perspective - Feat. Juneteenth, BLM, & Two Old Dudes Bickering (1:23:52) The Conformative Power Of The Machine (1:28:00) Thankful For Our Own DVD Special Features (1:30:16) How Surprised Would You Be At Another Civil War? (1:31:18) Thankful For The Brotherhood Of The Pie Guys & Last Words (1:33:26) Make Your Voice Heard & Do Your Homework (1:33:50) More Love (1:34:56) F A R S C A P E (1:35:55) 

Laying Some Knowledge On Punk Muthaf***ers (0:17) To Any Of The Doubters: Feat. Bat In The Sun, Batman Day, & Actually Being Batman (2:41) Dressing Up Like Batman, Driving The Batmobile, & Doing The Batman Voice (5:17) A Real Batman Move & The Tom Hanks That Got To Be Batman (9:04) Ben Affleck, Michael Keaton, Kevin Porter, & (why not) Chase Jacobs (12:09) A Little Bit More Method: Starring Learning To Be Mean To Kids & Christian Bale Playing *Me* (13:25) "You Can't Beat Superman!" & "There's Gonna Be Comics?" (16:30) Hello? Yeah, It's Me, Batman (18:16) A Little Bit Of Inside Knowledge (21:39) Trevor Wright Is An Official DC Comics Character (25:11) It Runs Deep: Starring Alfred? & A Higher Security Clearance (28:40) Shane Is A Superhero, Too (30:50) Kudos To Being Politely Pushy (35:05) What Character Would You Cast Yourself As? (39:05) The Mad Hatter, The Smells You Can't Smell, & Magneto (40:10) Dick Grayson, Fighting The Riddler In Chicago, & Captain Hook (42:14) Peter Pan, The Cure For The Coronavirus, & Iron-Man (44:43) Can Anybody Else Other Than Harrison Ford Play Indiana Jones? (49:25) The Fast Food Wars (59:27) GULLET TIME - Feat. CARL'S JR'S Thick Anus Burger vs JACK'S Number One Guy vs DEL TACO'S Grandpa Killer (1:02:26) Closing Arguments: Starring The Overhype Of IN-N-OUT & The Materialization Of SONIC (1:11:02) Jam-Packed-Pot-Pie-Guy-Pods (1:15:15) No Final Thoughts (1:16:11) 

America's Dick (0:18) OnlyFans & The Bella Thorne Effect (3:11) Clickbait Culture In The Age Of Trolls - Feat. Sex Sells, Hairy Hobbit Feet, & Vanilla Folders (5:56) The Objective View - Feat. Sasha Banks, Sabine Wren, & 'The Mandalorian' (10:58) Pedro Pascal VS Disney & The Drama On Set (15:27) "Farscape Is Just As Good As Anything Star Wars Has Ever Put Out" (21:38) 'Star Wars' Ruining Careers & The Fart That Ruined The Flow (22:46) Getting Attached To Franchises: Starring Robert Pattinson, Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Holland, & MORE! (25:18) Niche Or Cliche? (27:43) Make Me Famous - Our Very Own 'Social Dilemma' (30:49) And Now I'm Pregnant: Starring Trevor Deleting Hinge (35:31) Relying On Dating Apps & Pickup Lines (39:21) It Takes Time & Getting *In* Enough To Get In (42:21) Girls Like Funny Dudes (47:15) How To Know If This Person Is The One (51:46) Things To Look Forward To: Starring 'Grand Daddy Purple', DR. GREENTHUMBS, & An 'Origin Of' (58:44) Huntington & Newport Beach Vibes (1:01:43) GULLET TIME - Feat. The Domination Of The POLAR PIZZA From BASKIN ROBBINS & An Uncle Clem Gem (1:05:11) Free Ice Cream In Encinitas, CA (1:06:24) High Praise & Even Crunchier Slices (1:08:28) The Origin Of: "Under The Weather" (1:10:44) Too White For Certain Hand Gestures & Too Late To Keep It In Our Pants (1:12:19) 

Did You See My Neighborhood? (0:12) Not The Only Bald Friend & The Cost Of Upkeep On 'The SoCal High' Logo (0:40) Darren The Shearsmaster Meet Shane The Hair Model (1:42) Bald, Bold, & Beautiful (4:33) Should Shane Get The Brohawk? (7:46) In Case You're New Here: We Want You To Do Us (8:50) *Knock Knock* - It's Chase!! (10:50) A Slice Of Complaining: Starring The Headaches Of A Quarantine Work Life (12:48) Sorry To Derail The Mood - But We Have BREAKING NEWS!! (18:21) The Theme Of This Year OR *Insert Metaphor Here* (20:34) Wait For The Wheel (23:40) Life Is Not A Philadelphia Cream Cheese Ad (24:16) Literal Or Symbolic For 1,000: The Pie Guys Actually Talk About 'The Bible', Religion, & God (28:17) Preserve Culture Or Be Wild Like Shane? (36:26) Yearbook Bingo (38:31) Sorry Ladies But We Have MORE BREAKING NEWS: Shane Has A Girlfriend!! (41:40) Doing The Simple Things: Starring A Traditional Guy In A Dating App World (44:10) Do You F'KN Remember?! - Feat. Only One Phone Number, Autonomy vs Accessibility, & Meeting Someone At A Bar (48:35) Are You A Fan Of 'Sexy Shane Tales'? Then You'll Like *This* - But First, PIZZA TIME!!!! (51:13) Shane The Train Sightings & The Ice Cube Catch (53:39) A DR. GREENTHUMBS Prescription & A 'Space Ghost' Comparison (57:31) GULLET TIME - Feat. CHICKEN-PESTO-PIZZA Beamed From The MOTHERSHIP (58:45) Yum Yum Time (1:00:06)