The Pie Guys

Kicking Things Off With A BANG (0:20) We Don't Really Care About Things Like Dinnertime or Bedtimes (1:05) Expressing *Your* Vision (1:57) Compromising *Your* Vision (6:10) Investing In *Your* Vision (9:42) We Interrupt This Podcast To Go LIVE! (13:11) "A Bad Draft Today Is Better Than No Draft At All" (14:04) Chase Goes IN On 'Back To The Future' (17:38) Shoutout To Our Number 1 Fan - Michael Elterman, Attorney At Law (20:18) But If We're Talkin' Nighttime, Now We're Talkin' (20:46) Our Number 1 Fan Lawyer Sheds Light On The Perverted Underbelly To 'BTTF' - OR Might Just Be A Spy (23:00) Cherished Films That "Can Do No Wrong" - Starring: 'Hook', 'Indiana Jones', & 'Princess Bride' (24:18) DIMEBAG CANNABIS Is So Potent It Makes You Know Things About Movies You Hate (27:16) 'The Last Of Us' Is F'Kn Scary, Okay?! (28:21) The Crazed Clamor For Comic Book 'Cuts - Starring: Zack Snyder, Zack Snyder, & Zack Snyder (29:30) Do Raimi's 'Spider-Man' Movies Hold Up? (32:49) #ReleaseTheWrightWolverine (34:50) 'X' Doesn't Mark The Spot With These Movies (35:28) Is This Thing Still On? (42:00) While We're At It, Can We Resurrect 'Superman Lives'? (44:34) Miscast Casting (45:21) It Doesn't Take A 'Detective' To Realize How Fun 'Pikachu' Really Is (46:36) Trevor Is The Hinge-Padawan To Shane's Dating-Jedi-Mastery (48:19) This Episode Of 'Ugly Blood Sport' Is Brought To You By.... (56:07) ....Hinge, Trevor Jinxing Himself, & GULLET TIME - Feat. Pies That Taste Like June, From RALPHS (57:20) And Introducing Today's Contestants: Stable Careers, Jealousy, & Checking The Fire Alarm (58:22) And THEN - It Ended On A Cliffhanger!! (1:08:24) Coming Soon: Sexy Shane Tales (1:08:52) Thankfully The Love We Have For Each Other Is Inconceivable (1:10:20)

But First, Sports! (0:17) How Ready Are You To Get Astrological? (11:29) As Long As We Don't Get Philosophical, According to Co-Star (13:08) The Guys Reveal Themselves (16:29) Remember When "What's Your Sign?" Was A Pick-Up Line? (26:58) Passive-Aggressive Apps (27:44) Shane Is A Low-Key Co-Star Sales Rep (29:51) Kimber Stops By To School The Boys (30:38) Elijah Wood & The Rest Of 'Deep Impact' Ain't Got Nothin' On The Astrological & Parental Variety (37:02) Dark Astrology (41:47) Shane Is The SoCal High Mascot (44:31) Do ALL Performers "Secretly" Want To Be The Center Of Attention? (45:41) And Then Someone Mentioned 'The Dark Knight Rises' (48:32) And Then Someone Mentioned Dating (50:54) Dear God.... (52:25)

The Guys Have No Idea.... (0:07) That Their Audio.... (1:55) Is About To Cut Out.... (4:27) "It Wasn't Fully In...." (4:35) "....In The Dressing Room" (5:37) Maybe Things Will Be Re-Situated When The F*CKING GOOD PIZZA Arrives? (6:10) Litigants Watch Out - #TheTrainIsLeavingTheStation! (6:55) If You Can Pretend To Be Anyone, Pretend To Be.... (8:17) ....Even If You're Just On The Sidelines (10:20) POGS: The Thrill Of Victory - The Trauma Of Defeat (13:01) Trevor's Long Lost 'B:TAS' Gameboy Game (20:21) Addressing The Current Climate (22:25) COWABUNGA!!!! (25:19) We're Like Sex (27:07) A Slice Of 'Lemon Cake' Courtesy Of DR. GREENTHUMBS (30:16) GULLET TIME - Feat. F*CKING GOOD PIZZA'S Margherita & Wings Combo (31:48) The Good Ole Days - Feat. PIZZA HUT, DOMINO'S, ROUND TABLE (36:03) Hey Ladies! Shane Can Cook, Chase Has His Specialties, & Trevor Only Makes Cereal (37:44) Pineapple On Pizza Is Coming To The Pie Guys.... (49:18) ....Because Of T-U-R-T-L-E Power!! (51:22) Can You Hear Our Mouths Water? (52:51)

Joker Burn Out (0:20) Jafar's Falafel Brings Chase To Agrabah (1:54) 'Jack Punch' Is Just The Healthy Hit DR. GREENTHUMBS Ordered (2:57) All Hail Movies (3:49) Origin-Story Over-Saturation: Feat. 'Joker', 'Jaws', 'Solo' & MORE! (4:27) Disenfranchised With Franchises: Feat. 'District 9', 'Pirates', & 'Toy Story' (8:16) Trevor Needs A Tattoo Of His Point: Feat. Christopher Nolan & (of course) 'TDKR' (10:17) The Mark Of An Iconic Bad Guy: Feat. 'Blue Velvet', 'The Professional', & Darth Vader (14:04) Exploiting The Hero's Weaknesses: Feat. 'Indiana Jones', 'TDK' & (yet again) The Joker (19:18) Exploiting The MCU'S Weaknesses: Feat. The MCU (25:42) Appropriately Outraged By The Appropriation Of The Nerd Age (35:16) Movie Concession GULLET TIME - Feat. MILK DUDS, SOUR PATCH KIDS, & 'Twilight' (44:24) Have You Ever Seen? Feat. 'Falling Down', 'Glengarry Glen Ross', '12 Angry Men' (48:19) Highly Likely We'll Do More Like This Highly (52:55) Queue It Up: Feat. 'I Am Mother', 'Spectral', & 'Airplane!' (58:02) *Insert Drug Addiction Here* (1:01:45)

All Riled Up And Opinionated Over 'Star Wars' (0:21) HMFIC (20:49) STFUYSOBBMMCOGMABJ (27:18) DR. GREENTHUMBS Has Us So High We're Hearing Echoes: Starring 'Skywalker OG' & 'LA Confidential' (29:16) But Are We Even Allowed To Like That Movie Anymore? (30:47) GULLET TIME - Feat. RALPHS Honey Apple Crisp Pie (32:45) What Are Your Go-To Munchies? (33:07) An Evil Human/Gummy Bear Hybrid (38:48) Does BANG Want To Sponsor Us? (40:47) Which Is Your Preferred Hangover? (41:20) What Are Mushrooms Like? (45:25) We Love Our Friend Dan, Until....(48:33) The Married One, The Train, And The Bachelor (50:12) Shane's Infamous Anniversary Story (51:58) That's 2 Strikes, Dan (1:00:09) Do You Want To Donate A Pizza/Pie To The Show? Because We'll Eat It (1:00:23) Shoutout To WINZZA Of LA (1:00:56) 10-Year-Old-You On A Saturday Morning, But You Only Get ONE Cereal (1:02:25) Bye (1:03:50)

Captain's Log: 420, Brought To You By DR. GREENTHUMBS (0:13) Getting High Is Essential (5:32) The Greatness Of 'Up In Smoke' (6:12) The Essentials Of Crappy TV - Feat. 'The Masked Singer', 'Too Hot To Handle', & 'My 600lb Life" (7:47) My First Time Smoking Weed....(14:10) "Am I Driving OK?" (37:24) Horrible Experiences Smoking Weed: Chase vs Jim The Asshole & DMT-Dealin'-Tow-Truck-Drivers (41:17) Tips On Getting High & Getting Drunk (44:36) Tips On Staying Safe? Stay Awake (49:44) The Indica Jones Slice (51:47) GULLET TIME - Feat. WINZZA'S Flamin' Hot Cheeto Pizza (53:46) The Best Chips Of All Time (54:38) We'll Be Right Back, After Our "Ad Break" (56:22)

Let's Be Honest We're Still In Labor (0:11) GULLET TIME - Feat. RALPHS Pie Is Peaches For We (0:45) A High Stakes Cold Open (1:38) The Simple Things - Starring Gak, Shaq, & 'Mighty Max' (3:14) You Can't Say We Didn't Warn You (4:37) On The Next Episode Of 'The Apocalypse' - Shane Is A Super Villain With His Own "Island" (5:42) So You Have A Home Base - Now What? (15:53) P***y Island (23:16) FYI: Shane Loves His Parents (24:49) Looters Beware: The Bat-Man Is Ready For You (30:21) You're Assembling A Survival Party - How Many Are Women? (35:42) The Machines Know What You Like (40:06) Only 5 Movies Can Survive (42:28) The Badass Bitchez Part (47:26) The Power Of 'Clementine' Propels Us (59:30) This Do You Like? (1:01:22) We THINK We Can Survive The Apocalypse - If Only We Could Remember Our Lists (1:02:19)

BB-8 Is Only Good For Decoration And Ice-Breaking (0:13) The Missing Slice (4:54) Coronavirus Pros & Cons: NO Traffic vs Hazmat Suits Are The New Onezie (7:33) Times Long Ago And A Long Time To Go (13:11) 'Clementine' The Divine (16:24) Joe Rogan, Jack Sparrow, or Seth Rogen: One Impression To Rule Them All (19:18) We Don't Know How To Segway From The End Of The World (20:37) See? What Can We Do? (23:27) Regular Dayz Of Future Past (25:32) In GUIDO'S We Trust (32:27) 2020 Is The GOAT Of All Mad Libs (34:05) Too Much Nookie For Tom Hanks? (38:24) Are You A "This Is My Year" Type? It's All Your Fault (41:31) It's Really Rather Simple Physics (43:09) Choose Your Own Adventure - Vol 1: Military Invasion, Killer Droids, 'The Thing', & MORE! (47:19) GULLET TIME - Feat. GUIDO'S Large (Erection) Meat Pizza (57:43) The Houston Astros Created The Coronavirus (59:57) What Kind Of A Baseball Season Can We Expect? (1:02:22) Eat More, Listen More (1:07:14)

GULLET TIME - Feat. COCO'S Banana Cream Pie (0:23) A Bucket Of Unicorn Shit (1:34) The Great 'Dark Knight Rises' Debate - Chapter One: Chase Picks A Fight With Trevor (2:48) Trevor Wants You To Know About 'Farscape' (11:19) War Of The Stars: 'Firefly'? 'Star Trek'? 'Battlestar Galactica'? (15:05) Kevin Smith Has The Power, Batman Forecasting (16:19) Marvel vs Capcom: Who You Takin'? (18:08) Team Bad Guy (19:26) Hub-O-Porn (23:11) Those Were The Days - Feat. Tomagotchi, Furby, & Tiger Electronic Games (24:34) Yes, They Actually Mostly Kinda Talked About Pokemon For This Long (26:04) From Mortal Kombat to 'Episode 1' OR Of Course They Got Boners (33:28) Chase's Really Cool Jason Vorhees Idea (35:31) Virginity Rocks (42:22) Is Marrying Your Highschool Sweetheart Still A Thing? (44:33) Maybe We're Just Co-Stars On Other People's Sitcoms? (47:37) Stoney Thoughts About Space, Cats, And Insignificance (50:09) The Origin Of: Suck It Up (54:12) Dumb Wolf DOMINO'S (57:23)

Mozart Was The OG Neo (0:27) Shoutout To Natasha (3:04) Proof That We Shouldn't Even Have A Podcast (4:05) Speaking Of Spoilers - Feat. Kurt Kobain & M. Knight Shyamalan (5:46) GULLET TIME - Feat. DOMINO'S (8:08) Team Emoji OR Team GIF? (9:53) Movie Chatter - Feat. 'Temple Of Doom' & 'Ghostbusters' (12:52) Kate McKinnon's Face Makes Shane Laugh (14:37) Can't Have Pizza Without Talking About Pineapple On It (15:55) Uncle Shane (17:11) A-24-Hour-Love-Thing (20:38) PIZZA TIME!!!! (23:26) The Pic That Started The Instagram Account (25:22) Jalapeno! The 'Gargoyles' Are Great! (28:26) 'Durban Poison' Has Us Higher Than Hipsters (30:01) Shane's Engagement Story (33:55) Culture Shock In Upstate New York (37:45) Bank Teller Or Therapist? (40:37) Chase Is A Closet Harry Styles Fan, MORE After These Messages....(42:49)