The Pod-Cast

Stephen, Ben, and Abigail-- all best friends with consideration of their respective first names-- are to do some word talking, one of their many hobbies. Other hobbies include reading, gaming, parkour, and more, which you will learn about during The Best and Worst of Kind of Everything. But before you get all self righteous, desists! They don't just talk about themselves; they also give other people unsolicited advice in a brand new edition of Whale Mail! Also you will learn Ben's dark secret, so that's fun, right? Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda. Other music is from Incompetech. Sound effects are from Freesound.

An assortment of Whales are Whales folk gather together to chat about the pressing topics of our age, including... um... you know, stuff. So... okay. This is Stephen and I haven't actually listened to this episode, so I'm just gonna blindly upload whatever's on this MP3 and we'll discover it together! Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda. If there's other music, it's from Incompetech. If there are sound effects, they're from Freesound.

An assortment of Whales are Whales folk gather together to chat about the pressing topics of our age, including... um... you know, stuff. So... okay. This is Stephen and I haven't actually listened to this episode, so I'm just gonna blindly upload whatever's on this MP3 and we'll discover it together! Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda. If there's other music, it's from Incompetech. If there are sound effects, they're from Freesound.

Big time game-show-host-without-a-license Benjamin Smith bursts onto the scene with a brand new question-filled trivia segment called Trivia, Trivia, Trivia: Questions! I mean, the first ten minutes of the episode consist mostly of a confusing argument about Whales are Whales: Civil War, but don't think about that part. YOU signed on for the confusing head-scratchers about American presidents and eSports (a combination made in heaven). Better grab your pencils, because you're keeping score! Actually, Ben is keeping score, so... you might not need the pencil. It's your call, I guess. Okay, so, bye. Drive safe. Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda. All other music is from Incompetech. All sound effects are from Freesound.

Big time game-show-host-without-a-license Benjamin Smith bursts onto the scene with a brand new question-filled trivia segment called Trivia, Trivia, Trivia: Questions! I mean, the first ten minutes of the episode consist mostly of a confusing argument about Whales are Whales: Civil War, but don't think about that part. YOU signed on for the confusing head-scratchers about American presidents and eSports (a combination made in heaven). Better grab your pencils, because you're keeping score! Actually, Ben is keeping score, so... you might not need the pencil. It's your call, I guess. Okay, so, bye. Drive safe. Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda. All other music is from Incompetech. All sound effects are from Freesound.

Abigail is in Houston visiting her BEST FRIENDS IN THE WHOLE WORLD Stephen and Bryan. Zachary and Cameron are sitting at home. (Ben is lost at sea.) Each and all of them carry harmful and personal problems that can only be solved through the power of groupthink. Can the fractured, recently at civil war bunch of plucky podcasters manage to crank out another episode of supreme quality and good old fashioned laughs? I mean, kind of.  Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda. All other music is from Incompetech.

Abigail is in Houston visiting her BEST FRIENDS IN THE WHOLE WORLD Stephen and Bryan. Zachary and Cameron are sitting at home. (Ben is lost at sea.) Each and all of them carry harmful and personal problems that can only be solved through the power of groupthink. Can the fractured, recently at civil war bunch of plucky podcasters manage to crank out another episode of supreme quality and good old fashioned laughs? I mean, kind of.  Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda. All other music is from Incompetech.

Whales are Whales comes to a tense stalemate as democratic vote fails our heroes and villains once again. What does a nation at war do when they can't kick each other and light cars on fire? Well, as the U.N. decreed in 1993, "introduce two new segments and have a silly good time." Whale Mail has Liam, Cameron, Abigail, and Ben giving offer advice to advice columns while We Make Crappy Poems Yeah is a feast for the emotional spectrum thanks to some snappy free verse poetry. Despite rumors of Bryan and Zachary killing each other off, you'll have plenty to smile about! Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda. All other music is from Incompetech and the movie Psycho All sound effects are from Freesound

Whales are Whales comes to a tense stalemate as democratic vote fails our heroes and villains once again. What does a nation at war do when they can't kick each other and light cars on fire? Well, as the U.N. decreed in 1993, "introduce two new segments and have a silly good time." Whale Mail has Liam, Cameron, Abigail, and Ben giving offer advice to advice columns while We Make Crappy Poems Yeah is a feast for the emotional spectrum thanks to some snappy free verse poetry. Despite rumors of Bryan and Zachary killing each other off, you'll have plenty to smile about! Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda. All other music is from Incompetech and the movie Psycho All sound effects are from Freesound

In direct retaliation of last week's episode from Cameron, Zachary, and Abigail, the second half of the network host their own question-fest, ensuring that fate humanity always dreaded to live through: the Whales are Whales Civil War. "Brothers" in arms Stephen, Bryan, and Ben burst into battle as the cannons of life roar their entropic death knells, the military devises cloaking technology and possibly flying suits, and soldiers fall like Styrofoam from a mysteriously packed package.  This changes everything Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda. All other music is from Incompetech. All sound effects are from the Mario Kart series and Zachary's mouth