The Pod-Cast

In direct retaliation of last week's episode from Cameron, Zachary, and Abigail, the second half of the network host their own question-fest, ensuring that fate humanity always dreaded to live through: the Whales are Whales Civil War. "Brothers" in arms Stephen, Bryan, and Ben burst into battle as the cannons of life roar their entropic death knells, the military devises cloaking technology and possibly flying suits, and soldiers fall like Styrofoam from a mysteriously packed package.  This changes everything Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda. All other music is from Incompetech. All sound effects are from the Mario Kart series and Zachary's mouth

Bryan isn't here this week and neither is Stephen, so... so... wait... Who's steering the ship? Why, 'tis Captain Zachary and his merry crew Cameron and Arrrrrbigail! They sail the choppy seas of randomly generated questions to glimpse hidden caves of mortality, resist the siren songs of lovers long gone, do battle with scallywags once named friend, and stumble upon buried treasure valued at one million dollars (before taxes). Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda All sound effects are from the Mario Kart series and Zachary's mouth

Bryan isn't here this week and neither is Stephen, so... so... wait... Who's steering the ship? Why, 'tis Captain Zachary and his merry crew Cameron and Arrrrrbigail! They sail the choppy seas of randomly generated questions to glimpse hidden caves of mortality, resist the siren songs of lovers long gone, do battle with scallywags once named friend, and stumble upon buried treasure valued at one million dollars (before taxes). Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda All sound effects are from the Mario Kart series and Zachary's mouth

Abigail is here for this episode of the Whales are Whales Pod-Cast, sure, but do you know who she brought with her? That's right! A female human being of very similar DNA structure and familial descent: her sister Ariel! This figure from her past conjures up thoughts of nostalgia, such as very specific childhood memories involving $16 jeans. The dual Endsleys vanish to the winds of time before the credits roll, leaving Stephen, Bryan, Zachary, and Ben to play a new segment called De-FIN-itions, during which they take turns guessing the meaning of words by going around the table widdershins-style. Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda All other music is from Incompetech All sound effects are from Freesound

Abigail is here for this episode of the Whales are Whales Pod-Cast, sure, but do you know who she brought with her? That's right! A female human being of very similar DNA structure and familial descent: her sister Ariel! This figure from her past conjures up thoughts of nostalgia, such as very specific childhood memories involving $16 jeans. The dual Endsleys vanish to the winds of time before the credits roll, leaving Stephen, Bryan, Zachary, and Ben to play a new segment called De-FIN-itions, during which they take turns guessing the meaning of words by going around the table widdershins-style. Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda All other music is from Incompetech All sound effects are from Freesound

It's worth sitting through this week's record-breaking meandering intro for funny stories about mimes, an explanation of Dark Souls that the majority of English-speaking five-year-olds could understand, and a touching story about an Australian military man who dreams of someday acquiring specific achievements in Destiny. Actually, that's pretty subjective. It might not be worth it. Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda All other music is from Incompetech All sound effects are from Freesound

It's worth sitting through this week's record-breaking meandering intro for funny stories about mimes, an explanation of Dark Souls that the majority of English-speaking five-year-olds could understand, and a touching story about an Australian military man who dreams of someday acquiring specific achievements in Destiny. Actually, that's pretty subjective. It might not be worth it. Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda All other music is from Incompetech All sound effects are from Freesound

Albuquerque Finch, 2016 United States President hopeful, espouses his political platform about grapes alongside new segment Podcasts are Stupid in between conversations about not doing the dishes and kidnapping people followed by the worst Storytime ever and YES ALL OF THAT MAKES ZERO SENSE Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda All other music is from Incompetech and John Philips Sousa and apparently Jepordy All sound effects are from Freesound

Albuquerque Finch, 2016 United States President hopeful, espouses his political platform about grapes alongside new segment Podcasts are Stupid in between conversations about not doing the dishes and kidnapping people followed by the worst Storytime ever and YES ALL OF THAT MAKES ZERO SENSE Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda All other music is from Incompetech and John Philips Sousa and apparently Jepordy All sound effects are from Freesound

Self-proclaimed Whales are Whales Marketing Guru Ben Smith makes a grand appearance, and he's hungry for yams! As tempting as it is to leave the description with that, you simply must be informed that everyone else is along for the ride-- a wild ride that races over to socks, loop-de-loops up to farm inventory, and plummets down to socks. Just don't throw up along the way like Abigail did! Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda All other music is from Incompetech All sound effects are from Freesound