The Pod-Cast

Where is Bryan? No, who is Bryan? Wait-- better! Why is Bryan? Now you're getting the existential vibe of this particular episode, and that's only the first of many mind-bending mysteries. Did Stephen really not hug Zachary at MAGFest, or is the entire story a semi-elaborate fabrication? Did anyone raise their hand when asked if they remember Moral Madness, or is the implication of an affirmative Stephen's twisted sense of self actualization? Where did Abigail get an invitation to Hogwarts, and is she Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw? In truth, the answer to the entire scenario at hand is: this is what happens when Brayn doesn't host. Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda All other music is from Incompetech

2/3 of the Whales are Whales members have run far far away to MAGFest, leaving relative strangers Cameron and Abigail behind to record a Pod-Cast on their own. While this situation could have provided for a very popular reality television series, it turns out that both of them are decent folk at heart so they spent their time asking each other randomly generated conversation starters in a polite, friendly manner. Goodness gracious, you will learn so much about Cameron and Abigail. What's the craziest thing they've ever done? What happened when they drank large quantities of raspberry-flavored vodka? Actually, it's kind of weird that those questions had different answers. But whatever! It's Cameron and Abigail hangin' out and talkin'! Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda All sound effects are from Freesound and Super Mario Kart

2/3 of the Whales are Whales members have run far far away to MAGFest, leaving relative strangers Cameron and Abigail behind to record a Pod-Cast on their own. While this situation could have provided for a very popular reality television series, it turns out that both of them are decent folk at heart so they spent their time asking each other randomly generated conversation starters in a polite, friendly manner. Goodness gracious, you will learn so much about Cameron and Abigail. What's the craziest thing they've ever done? What happened when they drank large quantities of raspberry-flavored vodka? Actually, it's kind of weird that those questions had different answers. But whatever! It's Cameron and Abigail hangin' out and talkin'! Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda All sound effects are from Freesound and Super Mario Kart

Cameron is happy, Bryan is hapless, Stephen is helpless, and Abigail is helping absolutely nothing with her sass. The show's only hope is Ben, the new Whales are Whales head of marketing, but he's not even there. This is one of those episodes that you'll want to tell all of your friends about, and then lose all of your friends. Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda All other music is from Incompetech (remixed by Stephen)

Cameron is happy, Bryan is hapless, Stephen is helpless, and Abigail is helping absolutely nothing with her sass. The show's only hope is Ben, the new Whales are Whales head of marketing, but he's not even there. This is one of those episodes that you'll want to tell all of your friends about, and then lose all of your friends. Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda All other music is from Incompetech (remixed by Stephen)

"What's up?" asks the Whales are Whales crew. What's more, here's the answer:Bryan debuts a brand new segment called "Read Off a Random Tweet-- and By Random I Mean a Tweet I Specifically Selected-- from Nintendo of America and Uh Having Us All Answer It"New secret projects appear like crows on the horizon that Gimli thinks is just a wisp of cloudCat storiesBryan goes on a treasure hunt in Austin, TexasIntellectual Time returnsStephen does not make an appearance Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda All other music is from Incompetech, Bach, and John Philip Sousa

"What's up?" asks the Whales are Whales crew. What's more, here's the answer:Bryan debuts a brand new segment called "Read Off a Random Tweet-- and By Random I Mean a Tweet I Specifically Selected-- from Nintendo of America and Uh Having Us All Answer It"New secret projects appear like crows on the horizon that Gimli thinks is just a wisp of cloudCat storiesBryan goes on a treasure hunt in Austin, TexasIntellectual Time returnsStephen does not make an appearance Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda All other music is from Incompetech, Bach, and John Philip Sousa

Stephen is TOTALLY UNPREPARED to host this Pod-Cast, and that (mostly??) turns out to be pretty funny. Cameron is home sick due to a case of truck in the nasal passage, but you've got everyone else ready to gather around to talk about the pros and cons of wearing gloves. Now that the fair weather fans have been chased away by the subtle slice of life portion of this show, guess what? A brand new segment called Intellectual Time is designed on the spot, which results in a net gain for world thinks. BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! Sorry to yell at you again, but you don't want to miss out on the exciting conclusion to the two-part genie-based Storytime epic. In other news, have a good day. Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda All other music is from Incompetech and Bach Sound effects are from Freesound and Stephen's mouth

Stephen is TOTALLY UNPREPARED to host this Pod-Cast, and that (mostly??) turns out to be pretty funny. Cameron is home sick due to a case of truck in the nasal passage, but you've got everyone else ready to gather around to talk about the pros and cons of wearing gloves. Now that the fair weather fans have been chased away by the subtle slice of life portion of this show, guess what? A brand new segment called Intellectual Time is designed on the spot, which results in a net gain for world thinks. BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! Sorry to yell at you again, but you don't want to miss out on the exciting conclusion to the two-part genie-based Storytime epic. In other news, have a good day. Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda All other music is from Incompetech and Bach Sound effects are from Freesound and Stephen's mouth

It's Season 2, Episode 1 of the Whales are Whales Pod-Cast! Where was Season 1 all of this time, you ask? Why, we're pretending it existed all along, and now that it's 2016, we're in Season 2! Cameron, of course, thinks this is a bad idea, because he's the resident skeptic. Good thing Stephen's here to be the resident blind optimist who, despite thinking everything is funny, doesn't know how to laugh. Then there's old Zachary, ex-Pokemon-master and resident Zachary. Oh, and Bryan, resident voice of reason, does some things probably I don't know I can't remember really. But lo! Lo unto you, listener, for resident non-resident Abigail is back, and she brought germs!  Join this wacky crew as they discuss Stephen's weekly meal plan, play a weird game about Pokemons, and tell a story about this little fellow who lives in Paris. Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda All other music is from Incompetech and Pokemon Red/Blue Sound effects are from Freesound