The Pod-Cast

Self-proclaimed Whales are Whales Marketing Guru Ben Smith makes a grand appearance, and he's hungry for yams! As tempting as it is to leave the description with that, you simply must be informed that everyone else is along for the ride-- a wild ride that races over to socks, loop-de-loops up to farm inventory, and plummets down to socks. Just don't throw up along the way like Abigail did! Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda All other music is from Incompetech All sound effects are from Freesound

Can the Whales are Whales crew recuperate from every single business in the world refusing to offer them advertising deals? And if so, how? The answer is "yes" and "beans" respectively. The world slowly drifts back to normalcy as everyone unwinds by chatting about TV, discussing their favorite foods, and telling stories about enchilada salesmen with dark secrets. Alternate episode title: Kales are Kales  Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda All other music is from Incompetech and John Philips Sousa

Can the Whales are Whales crew recuperate from every single business in the world refusing to offer them advertising deals? And if so, how? The answer is "yes" and "beans" respectively. The world slowly drifts back to normalcy as everyone unwinds by chatting about TV, discussing their favorite foods, and telling stories about enchilada salesmen with dark secrets. Alternate episode title: Kales are Kales  Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda All other music is from Incompetech and John Philips Sousa

After last week's nail-clipping-related sponsor spot disaster, the Whales are Whales advertisers have all pulled out. It's up to our brave heroes to prove that they have the class, humor, and expertise to sell products like hotcakes. That is to say, sell products very quickly through popular demand and sell products such as hotcakes. Those who survive this ordeal can enjoy an additional segment from local marketing director Ben Smith called "Fish or Metal Band?" Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda All other music is from Incompetech, John Philips Sousa, and Barrington Levy

After last week's nail-clipping-related sponsor spot disaster, the Whales are Whales advertisers have all pulled out. It's up to our brave heroes to prove that they have the class, humor, and expertise to sell products like hotcakes. That is to say, sell products very quickly through popular demand and sell products such as hotcakes. Those who survive this ordeal can enjoy an additional segment from local marketing director Ben Smith called "Fish or Metal Band?" Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda All other music is from Incompetech, John Philips Sousa, and Barrington Levy

What made Bryan, Zachary, and Abigail into the weirdo squad that they are today? You're about to find out in a brand new segment called Democra-SEA in Action, which acts as a hat for anonymous questions to be tossed into. The theme this time? Childhood. That's right: we're swapping out stories of strawberry-flavored vodka for strawberry-flavored Popsicles. And if you think that'll make the ratings plummet, wait until you hear this week's sponsor. Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda All other music is from Incompetech

What made Bryan, Zachary, and Abigail into the weirdo squad that they are today? You're about to find out in a brand new segment called Democra-SEA in Action, which acts as a hat for anonymous questions to be tossed into. The theme this time? Childhood. That's right: we're swapping out stories of strawberry-flavored vodka for strawberry-flavored Popsicles. And if you think that'll make the ratings plummet, wait until you hear this week's sponsor. Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda All other music is from Incompetech

What was originally intended as an innocent conversation about hats avalanches into a fiercely contested banana republic debate, a tale of Stephen's tumultuous relationship with the CIA (and FBI?), and the malevolent introduction of Dr. Herman Deathrage. Sponsored by Nutella. Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda All other music is from Incompetech and Loony Tunes.

What was originally intended as an innocent conversation about hats avalanches into a fiercely contested banana republic debate, a tale of Stephen's tumultuous relationship with the CIA (and FBI?), and the malevolent introduction of Dr. Herman Deathrage. Sponsored by Nutella. Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda All other music is from Incompetech and Loony Tunes.

Where is Bryan? No, who is Bryan? Wait-- better! Why is Bryan? Now you're getting the existential vibe of this particular episode, and that's only the first of many mind-bending mysteries. Did Stephen really not hug Zachary at MAGFest, or is the entire story a semi-elaborate fabrication? Did anyone raise their hand when asked if they remember Moral Madness, or is the implication of an affirmative Stephen's twisted sense of self actualization? Where did Abigail get an invitation to Hogwarts, and is she Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw? In truth, the answer to the entire scenario at hand is: this is what happens when Brayn doesn't host. Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda All other music is from Incompetech