Alex and Kelsey return (with improved sound quality) to talk about who they think will win the 2024 Presidential Election. Alex has choice words for both Kamala Harris and Donald Trump, while Kelsey tries to convince him not to throw away his vote. The gang also talks about the Costco Guys (and Rizzler) appearing on Fallon the other night, Alex's threat to Aaron Judge, and Tom Cruise's alleged sexual proclivities with fish. Yes you read that right, fish. Scientology can't save this man.

Alex and Kelsey are back to talk about the Terrifier series, drama happening at Kelsey's work, Trump and Kamala, and so much more.

The gang is back after a delay due to the recent hurricanes, Kelsey talks about her experience evacuating her home (and getting valet parking) and idk what Alex is even cooking on this one, something about Trump and a lamp?

Alex and Kelsey talk about the Costco guys on TikTok, listener messages, seizures, the Jimmy Buffett aftermath, being a cringey "wife guy" on the internet, Geek Bars, reality tv drama, P Diddy, drug raids, cannabis, and so much more.

Alex and Kelsey return to talk about proper pronunciations, rapper Ice T and whether or not he likes the police, government conspiracy theories, improper interpretations of the US Constitution, weird job offers, stomach issues, other people's relationship problems, fear of mascots, weird couple behavior, and of course, perc 30 Batman.

I'll be honest, this was supposed to be a part one of two, we got sidetracked. Alex and Kelsey talk about hurricane season, being "connected," the Bible (?), emo Peter Parker and Sam Raimi's reasoning for making him the way he was, Dave Grohl's kid outside of his marriage, selling jewelry, and way too much more.

Alex and Kelsey talk about where they were on 9/11, the recent Kamala Harris vs. Donald Trump debate, recent realizations in dating, drugs, energy work, and so much more.

The gang returns to talk about freaky friday-ing, copyright law, Facebook Reels' messed up algorithm, the pressures of seeing everyone they know getting married and settling down (special guest Doctor Phil), cutting out bad habits, crappy Thanksgivings, moving on, existentialism, Cody Ko, burps, and so much more.

Alex and Kelsey are back and down to clown. The gang talks about their messed up work schedules, weird Temu listings, veterinary costs, new dating developments, the "Colorado Incident," Cody Ko, and finally coming to terms with lost love.

Alex and Kelsey are back to talk about what they did over the break, living on the edge, going to gun ranges (while listening to Creed), blocking exes, self-betterment, mushrooms, Green Day, social media breaks, wedding budgeting, and so much more.