Get ready for Taylor Swift rants, a returning stutter, dissociation, drinking, dating apps, gaslighting, and special guests. Alex and Kelsey are surprised with an impromptu debate between Donald Trump and Joe Biden in an epically sleepy rematch between two extremely old men.

Kelsey listens to Alex ranting about finally acknowledging his unhinged behavior from season two of the show, and so, so, so, much more.

Election season is upon us, and Alex and Kelsey are here to review the footage (it was a disaster).

The gang is back to talk about Trump getting convicted on all 34 counts, Sean Kingston's trouble with the law, Alex's birthday, and work-related drama.

Kelsey's a mom! (A cat mom) and gives a life update about a new kitten in the family and all the kitten-related hijinks, which leads into a conversation about times our cats embarrassed us and more. Featuring a cheap Drake impression, a 9/11 debate, and funny cat noises.

The gang riffs about Disney's Tinkerbell redesign and bad CGI waistlines, the Pizza Meter as a geopolitical crisis predictor, gives an update on the Drake beef, and comes up with some new food-related slang. Also Alex has a secret OnlyFans account?!?!

The gang talks about the rap beef between Drake and Kendrick Lamar and the allegations that have been brought forth against Drake from said beef. Spoiler alert: Kendrick won.

Alex and Kelsey are back to talk about a date finding out about this podcast, Barron Trump's future in politics, Jojo Siwa's weird rebrand, Alex's fictional presidential run, and a new plan to stop drinking (aside from weekends and holidays)