Today’s guest is someone I consider to be a Perfect Male Pornstar. He’s had a very unique journey into porn; from the shy, socially awkward son of a preacher man, to rockstar, to Joanna Angel’s boyfriend, to top Pornstar! Wtf kind of stage name is “Small Hands?” What’s it like for an outsider to date a pornstar? Does porn sex differ from at-home sex? How can a guy keep from cumming too soon? What were the biggest challenges in becoming a male performer, and what makes someone really, really good at it?

BROOKE CANDY MADE A PORNO, and she's on today's episode to talk about her new collaboration with Pornhub! How did production compare to other forms of art/entertainment? Can a mentally stable person make good art, or does creativity need emotional baggage? Are happy people uninteresting? Do all women have Daddy Issues? Do all men have Mommy Issues? And are men with Mommy Issues the best at fucking? HOW DOES ONE SPOT THEM?? What does it mean to be Queer? Are record labels necessary anymore? How important is it to cater to the masses? What does it mean to be a Rapper nowadays? Which is cliquier, the porn industry or the music industry? Also: Chronically masturbating while thinking of NOTHING. Also also: Drugs.

Anikka Albrite is the 2015 AVN Performer of the Year, and also 1/2 of Porn's Golden Couple. What’s that like? Is there ever any jealousy? Does being part of such a public couple hinder - or elevate - a porn career? How does one know how much of their personal life to publicize? Does private life sex differ from on-camera sex? What’s the difference between a MILF and a Cougar, and are either of them offensive? Why are mothers always either over-sexualized, or neglected as sexual beings - and nothing in between??? PLUS, Anikka has a BIG ANNOUCEMENT TO MAKE FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME!!!

The 4X RECIPIENT OF THE TRANS PERFORMER OF THE YEAR AWARD comes to educate me on all things Trans! Is watching Trans Porn gay? Is getting fucked with a strap-on gay? Are we headed toward a completely non-binary world? How is the Trans Community accepted in Chinese culture? Where does the USA place on the international Woke Scale? What is the difference between Trans, and the guy that dresses in Drag? What’s the difference between transgender and transsexual? Do hormones fuck with boners? What is “passing privilege?” Is it true that “passing” as an Asian Trans woman is easier? Who’s worse: Anti sex workers, or anti-LGBT folk? Plus: What it’s REALLY like to have Asian parents and do porn.

What’s a BBW? Is there a minimum weight in order to qualify as BBW? How does a polyamorous relationship work? Is trapping a virgin the secret to happiness? What on earth is a BBW Sex CLUb? (Spoiler: it's exactly what it sounds like.) What’s the new wave of porn? Wtf is a Feeder (and where do I find one?) How can I learn to love my body? And wait a second, FLUFFERS ARE REAL????

Also, the intricacies of eating ass.

I have an announcement. It’s really personal and life changing, and I wasn’t even sure I was gonna say anything publicly... but I’m incapable of keeping anything private, so I had Sean come back on the podcast to help me discuss it extensively.

Glenny Balls went from Caleb's intern, to my intern, back to Caleb's intern, and then finally my coworker and podcast co-host at Barstool Sports! Should we separate artists from their art? What’s a pansexual? Whats the perfect glass to drink from? Is there any celebrity sex tape we wouldn’t watch? Why won’t glenny watch my porn? Who are our favorite people at barstool? Which celebrities were we most disappointed with meeting? Oh and I FINALLY get to discuss the Black Chyna tape with someone. Plus: we reflect on the life of Vern Troyer and review his favorite egg-and-peanut-butter sandwich in his honor. Plus plus, we test out our acting chops by reenacting a Sopranos scene.

I had so many things to ask the current reigning 'dirtiest girl in porn.' Is it true you've fucked your dad? How does that happen, and what's the conversation afterwards?? Where does one go after triple anal? Are you this dirty at home? What are the logistics of a Fan Bang? How often do you fuck fans? What does the dirtiest girl in porn fantasize about? How big of a role do Ego and Jealousy play in a successful career? What's the real root of stigma against pornstars? Are stretchy buttholes genetic?

He’s self-proclaimed to “do them all.” Nowadays he’s best known for his scenes with trans women and BBWs, but over his 20 year long career he’s been on both sides of the fence: gay porn AND mainstream straight porn. He was the first man on my “no-list,” then 4 years later we dated. Why is there a stigma against “crossover talent,” aka guys that do both gay and straight porn? What’s the appeal of Trans porn for straight men? Are all male pornstars sex addicts? Is sex addiction even real? Has anyone ever gotten less successful after getting a boobjob? Is it possible to maximize a cumshot? Where do we draw the line between cultural appropriation and cultural appreciation? What is it like to date me? Also, we talk weirdly a lot about Johnny Sins. Also also, thigs get heated when Christian asks why I ever signed with Wicked, and what the fuck am I doing with my life now?

Don’t call her my wifey, cause she’s my mistress - Joanna Angel and I are ready to tell the world something we’ve been keeping a secret: WE ARE FRIENDS! From English Major to Punk Rock to Porno CEO to Author, Joanna is the FOUNDER of the Alt-Porn category. Hear her story from back when you had to walk a mile in the snow (uphill!) to a porn set. What does it mean to get into porn out of principle? What makes a movie so obscene that it’s banned? When we squirt, is it just pee? Are there benefits to not being the quintessential pornstar, or do we secretly wish we were blond with huge boobs? Why is there so much shame when claiming missionary as our favorite position? Also shoutout to the wonderful Kagney Lynn Karter, because you never forget the bitch that won AVN Best New Starlet your first year in porn.