Dana DeArmond is back, and we are doing something special. We ask each other the 36 intensely vulnerable psychological questions that supposedly can make any two people fall in love. Does it work? Do we fall in love? That's a trick question; we are already in love! However, if you ever wanted to learn every single thing about us, now is your chance. This is the most intimate thing either of us have ever done in our entire porn careers. Including that time we sucked 11 dicks together.

Our third episode features the most famous person I’ve ever had sex with, Stormy Daniels! We go down memory lane and discuss every time she was ever mean to me, the famous people in her text messages, and what it truly means to have stolckholm syndrome.

Our first non-Porno guest ever is none other than The Slutwhisperer!!! This is the longest episode so far, which I predicted would happen. Is pregnancy porn (kind of) pedophilia? Were tits always considered sexy? Are crabs the same thing as lice, just inhabiting a different part of the body? ...and other questions we are not qualified to answer.

Four score and three hundred years ago, Lexi Belle and I shot a sailor moon parody we'd rather people completely forget exists. We didn’t become friends that day. Then a year or so later we did a scene together with two men who spoke absolutely zero English where we were instructed to have sex NEXT to each other, but not WITH each other. We didn’t become friends that day either. A few years later, randomly, we suddenly became good friends - and now to this day she is one of my favorite people in the world. Very few ppl r as interesting as her; just when I think I finally have a complete idea of who Lexi is, she says something totally shocking that reveals a whole new layer of herself. This episode is no different. Listen in as we discuss eternal teendom, female friendships, and the road to empowerment via porn. Also, hairy balls.

A mini-DVDASA reunion with Bobby Lee and Khalyla from TigerBelly! Free nutting, jerking off on Unisom, laughing by yourself, and making them need you so that they’ll never leave you. What does it mean if you want your partner to shit in front of you? Is there such a thing as a relationship that doesn’t go stale? Or do women always turn into their boyfriends’ mothers? And… are we done with killing babies?

This is an emergency episode. When it's midnight, you’re sitting on the sofa in your pajamas watching tv, and Alina Lopez casually mentions she was raised Mormon, you drop everything and record a podcast episode. What is magic underwear? What does it mean to be a slutty Mormon? How common is polygamy? Whats up with ambrosia salad and why is it so delicious? Also, is Mormon marriage lowkey super romantic? Also Also: was Anne Frank a chronic masturbator? Learn all this and more in this interview with porn's 2019 Best New Starlet (let the record show i'm calling it now.)

Don’t call her my wifey, cause she’s my mistress - Joanna Angel and I are ready to tell the world something we’ve been keeping a secret: WE ARE FRIENDS! From English Major to Punk Rock to Porno CEO to Author, Joanna is the FOUNDER of the Alt-Porn category. Hear her story from back when you had to walk a mile in the snow (uphill!) to a porn set. What does it mean to get into porn out of principle? What makes a movie so obscene that it’s banned? When we squirt, is it just pee? Are there benefits to not being the quintessential pornstar, or do we secretly wish we were blond with huge boobs? Why is there so much shame when claiming missionary as our favorite position? Also shoutout to the wonderful Kagney Lynn Karter, because you never forget the bitch that won AVN Best New Starlet your first year in porn.

Youtube star Joe Santagato and Vine star Danny Lopriore join us to discuss a new type of fame: social media stardom. What's it like to be internet-famous? What's it like to *date* internet famous? What is the ideal testicular size? How do lesbians know when to end sex? Pooping on someone's chest; pooping at Yankee Stadium; in fact, just a ton of poop talk in general. And while we're at it, Shia LaBeouf: hot or not? Also, Rhino Balls.

A conversation with the FACE and Social Media account master of Pornhub! What does it mean to be Pornhub Aria? Will you ever do porn? How do you grow a social media account? Does Pornhub know what videos I'm watching? Are bedbugs worse than STDs? Is binge eating better than sex? When people comment on Pornhub videos, are they commenting before they jerk off, or after? Also, porn addiction: real or not? Also also, do you like anal?

Possibly the worst decision I’ve ever made, but the guest on this week’s episode is none other than my boyfriend Sean. Does he get jealous? Has he ever watched my porn? What’s the worst thing about me? Does my vagina feel different now that I've done porn? Would we eat each other’s shit? What was I like as a kid? Does it bother him that I’ve had sex with so many people? And more! Listen now before I decide to take this down.