Carrie is shaken to the core because of Berger’s insensitive breakup note, so she decides to shrug it off and just have fun in Bed. Did you think we meant a real bed? Not in Sex and the City — Bed is the new hottest club in town where groups of nerds lay around in actual beds with their shoes on and hope women stop by for a chat. Carrie’s cool-girl aspirations quickly devolve as she rants about Berger to his friends, ruins a stagette party, and gets busted for smoking pot in public. With all that happening, Meredith and Ricky barely have time to talk about Ricky’s Cro-Magnon teeth and Meredith’s smoking addiction!

Meanwhile, Samantha revenge-accessorizes Smith for TRL; Charlotte decides she does indeed deserve a lavish second wedding; and Miranda gets super powers from her skinny jeans.

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