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I’m editing this week and the world is round and vaccines work….

It’s a cultural high water mark.

Is ultimately nothing

Your mums teeth are late. https://www.paypal.me/PranksandFirth?locale.x=en_GB send us money

No it’s not you Irish tit, we talking like a mo-fo

There’s a bite taken out of the mince pie, a nibble from the carrot and the Brandy glass is half empty! What’s that under the tree? A GIFT! It feels light. It’s so light it must be made out of sound! It’s shaped like a load of bollocks. I THINK I KNOW WHAT IT IS!!! It’s the audio file of the Christmas PAF special! What’s better than that? I’ll tell you what….the video version over on the Patreon you tight fisted cunt.

Chat attack all up in your ear minge

Who? The other one. Big head? No, the other one, whatsisname. The eagle. Oh him! No idea bruv