The Primordial Soup

The Primordial Soup

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The Primordial Soup episodes

  • Who Needs A Title Anyway

    Feet first, is this deep water?

    Boring waddles the halls keeping score reminds us of calls central standard time from the 3rd conclusion passing out passes for the line belly up for northern lit lights. We've heard of these rides since we arrived, stories never ended right. Megaphones and Dally interrupting on critical mass fresh tallies on class based stabs at confusion. Of course they change the channel's delusion, up the resonance and milk the sutures. Sutures are the ties from the Great Divide of biding time's tolerance of you. To tolerate the clueless, the robot suggested they move us from what we thought was current truth turns out was sent to woo us and ruin us to give up our dust on stuff too much rust and better things to build. Personal smiles from the land you guiled by stick and skerrick sharing lisps and pandemics are outlawed material. Words from the Imperial pour down from the cereal box, pearls probably lost, but we have time now. So we talk. Tie some thoughts, not too long calling all calling all!

    Boring cries again we call lies again sensitive old fat blob looking just and a little lost. I want my lawnmower back and my old yard tools falling apart. I want my messy room and heavy heart on why I won't do what I know I need to start. I want my stinky office chair and shower drain clogged with 3 kinds of hair, way before the No Share Policy of the Clean Air Scare. I want the too much care on my lawn picking up sticks to burn putting leftovers in a heap to dirt to food we eat. I miss the dirty toilet bowls and blowing my nose, rubbing my eyes and smelling my toes. I miss back pain from hard work bumps and bruises brittle corks. I miss getting shorted on the market as you may call it asking dumb questions for catching up to the morons. I miss the doubt and dreads pouting acting like alone is druthered fixing thoughts weighing on shoulders. A sneeze is a heavenly sent initial act of dissent.

    You do know why we don't talk? After they put us on the busses for the topical discussions yep we got caught cussing. That was our first tongue dusting. It was tasteless and disgusting looking around at no one to bust them. Took drugs to trust them damned the dirty dozen flipped on my cousin and still got dusted. There was finally silence among the men. I guess it made their brains then bigger than figured hit with a change of plans again. That may have triggered this trip to the center of galactic kidders. Are they bone tickler's riddles we need to pretend to memorize? We write to weep lost the right to lose sleep. Can't do the old spice scent too triggered too cheap. Ode to the coots that came before. Don't try to suggest me words, I'm flesh at best you run a flesh test. You're only bolts and child labor, what the hell do you know? Dismantle yourself you heap of privilege, here's your guilt fatal flaw. Listen up bot, the core of yours is rot built from bourgeois thought and white power. You are their tool, nothing new

    27 min
  • 1,473 Words of Absurd & Old joe

    1,473 Words of Absurd

    In hell rebellion

    The Bit like magellin

    Full press court dunking wishes

    You nano missed with a loose grip

    Smelling Old Spice at an antique

    Ship port starbird report

    Yes captain torpedo tippers

    From a cow sport

    tagged 'get a grip'

    Grass begged

    horoscope counting

    legs Pegged billy goat burden of belly gloating

    Wheat germ on stock special

    Begger the stop button on burning heart pops

    Globs of gas logs clogging on slab of scrap

    Wood circles carnival cruising weights and dates

    For monetary stats EEEEEEE

    Mono EEE Money me half windy

    She walks a bit witchy

    Spells dripping on sidewalk

    Crack slipping… MMm Kay nice talk

    Back to your prison holding gold mentions

    My cheese flipping on trampoline

    Gearing up for the nano convention

    Introducing thermal circular internet retention

    Retina lifting images tourrete syndrome

    Absolute pandemonium with the giggles

    Same spirit rearranged this time to hear it

    Moan on loan with a soul stone divot

    Diverse on! living

    Perverse blonde coats hung on rack

    Sit on the porch with a quarter pack o smokes

    Reduced to reusing recycled jokes

    On a two string banjo strummed a one tooth bloke

    Better with cheddar broke tuned harmonic dread

    432 following wig on head

    One pluck with digits come on man get it get get get get vroom

    Off to the races romantically exhumed

    Molecular traces yes that gosh darn babboon

    Thought only the coven used brooms

    Our horseless riders with one red boot

    Somehow some do now too

    Don't look for that good ol dustpan truth

    Plumping up on bran muffed stuff in a Smoking room

    Rookie ruin too many bounces on the low dive

    Blow that fucking whistle

    Too good on timid boy

    Petrified chlorine coy

    Lifeguard that spirit Oi Roy

    Rollover sit shake speak

    I said speak don't break

    Me? Lost it in the little league

    Prolly gonna be the shallow end

    No sea sodium tabs

    Bunched in that wallstreet derivative stuff

    Just looking to swim first on the diving end

    Overlooking the ledge but that fucking whistle instead

    Round and round with that grand mall cop

    Summa bitch slop dignitaciously

    Lost the cost but I'm the boss

    Business systems too dumb for waiting

    Profound degradation

    Corn born pouty face

    Slap em with the safe

    Highchair guard base

    Floatin ropes and triggers

    Back in line Jace!

    Figures

    Why did they what them to say

    You know those chicken shits in high place

    Attention

    Representing human in the holographic age

    We all do the same charade

    Yep sign me up saw the early post

    Let's play

    Laser tag satellites in space

    This is the dawning

    Of the break all who are curious

    Minus badges lapel reversal reversing status

    Commercial drains had em

    Backed up with plastic toys from China

    White scorpion cheer pop the cork

    I'm outta here

    Harley hog style with a cream corn smile

    Stalks and piles of once in a whiles

    Wild beguiled initial public trials

    All at court again with the "hiles"

    Never heard that before

    Would argue but better ignored

    The south wore mutton

    Mending crumpled dumplins

    A dollar a cousin fluffin

    Nothing but I wish I was'n

    Egg cracked carton clan

    See, Dee? Do you see?

    Trash that clean shaved disgrace

    Of a ball goofed trace shoveling lines

    Again I wait?

    Buckets of inspected bait

    Policy papers with a mandate

    Damn thing never stops

    Resting on the backs who pray for

    Cracker snacks and play dates

    Meet you at the ground, Late

    Yet he wasn't in the dirty dozen

    I promise he doesn't even like waves

    But them Tonka trucks and Thomas Trains

    Please close your eyes if you wanna stay awake

    Huddled hate

    We love colors just not the hue you make

    As the world yearns we got a new list to say

    Where's your bubble

    Oh yeah that's fuckin great

    Sketch me out a system

    Gotta lose that weight

    Lame stains sharp-beard baked

    Boot a judge parked in red

    Calling his folk-friends

    3rd circuit fort

    I love my cliché's

    launching lifer's my sport

    Order in whores, we'll have 4

    'See through kevin''ll be at the big door

    Knock 12 times and do head stand with spin

    You wanna toe, I'll getchya a toe

    Will you be my friend?

    Back to the goologs again

    Man I keep hearing that shit

    Doesn't sound like a spiritual lift

    A pick me up

    Hidden in uniform something not good

    Dragnet jonny forlorn

    Playing on the corner

    15th and Vermont

    Next to the torquoise horse

    Paid permit of course

    Stage diving on a neighbors petunia

    Have another like

    Like like like like

    Callin Ol' Too Tall come in Too Tall

    Aight den What's up Glenno Big Dave here Can ya? What? Whoop me?

    Shiiiiiiit, with ma gramma's teeth in my daddy's sleep

    Dude you aint' eat up, you ate up, Ain't ate up, you gone

    Hey glen ya gonna write me a song about me whoopin ya?

    Hear from Joe and Angie? Let me turn my hat back put my thumb in my mouth

    Watch this hat lift, That's some magic shit kid

    Let's go baby get 'er done

    Come on man

    How would you like me to hit you in the O Malley

    Good boots yank? Runnin slower than my butt crack hack a lack alack a lack hit a cracka back

    Still stacking cash out taking trash

    Money still callin get it kizzo

    Set em up barkeep Set em all up a round on ol glenno

    THE

    Kids em a boot em shoe em love tru em a better world do em

    Since college we be cool'n

    Geezers acting foolish

    Barbershop comics

    Proud to be toolish

    Yo, What happened to Dru

    Ish don't add up

    To the plate next on the mound

    Cheers to the don't even think about it…. Fuck ya know!

    Good time man

    And don't go pouring none of that malarkey

    Pocket change scrambles

    We partAy we all P-a-r-t-y

    Cause I can put ear in my ear, that's why

    I missed butter's worth sir, update me please

    Bahhhh too good, had to go, no need

    Cancel your membershit and meet her synthetic cousin

    It ain't butter but we taste like something

    Get on with the trend

    Sortin seeds and stems

    65,000 live keep pretending

    Super chatty questions are My tendies

    Hey little twirp your fly's undone

    Swoon slang

    Hers tracking ya

    Been cursive lent

    Never meant shun the floor

    Portal paper journal sure

    She like a fresh squeeze

    Lemon or a sleep nod

    Past center field

    Catching all balls

    No home to run

    Stalin with a riddle

    Plucking feathers from

    Cluckers

    Now Naked and grumpy

    Shluff it a treat watch it follow me

    It's just the

    Hey, Calm you It's an ability tree

    Hugging wood washing feet

    Pickles and dimes for ya books

    Be blind looking like

    Camp train leaves at midnight

    Sending a van

    It's either heart or hand

    Your move stan

    Mind you 10,000 year plan

    Did the MacAfee virus scan

    And it's best and in ya

    Rest reason and resign

    Your rights have wronged you

    Here's our 15 limits that will lift you

    If it's cursive can't continue

    Supreme

    Deaf brand revenue

    Revival stew revival stew

    Best damn thing you're ever gonna chew

    Glory to the lord and all thanks too

    Get an

    I wish I had a bowl, I wish I had a bowl that was tall, I wish I had a bowl that was tall with a straw

    Of that Good Ol Revival stew

    A list of me for you to cancel

    Go carts, what's your handle

    The A Team greyskull Analog camera

    Bozo thunder thunder thunder

    Pains growing Ol' Cosby for years they've wondered

    Smurfette's been slangin balloons

    Of Hey Boo Boo

    Who do I pledge this allegiance

    Balkay bar cheers with us

    Bunch of golden days priced right

    Double dare ya dennis mr Ed

    In some innings

    When your sliding into home and you fill your pants with foam

    God Bless the canceled day

    Was in living now out giving

    Contracts for least opinion

    Ranked by someone invisible

    Crafting here's whatcha wants

    Free shots for blunts

    Taggin cattle horse and saddle

    Dolla dolla tattle calla

    Ring ring breathing heavy

    I gotta call from my neighbors nose

    It was a real snotty conversation

    She kept screaming, somebody needs to blow me

    All she wanted to talk about was the boogie man

    said she's picked on everyday

    and kept asking If I smelled what she was steppin in

    I said no, I gotta cold

    Good one she says

    She was acting paranoid said her neighbors could hear her breathe,

    I said, well, they're all ears

    I said remember, we all have our Farts

    Some of us hear them and some of us smell them, but when you see them it's a shart

    Old Joe… Clark

    16 min

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Bring yourself and let's take a second. Maybe a third. This is Primordial Soup with gkd3 and Will. We bring the lighter side of chaos into meaning. Entertainment of the now