The Primordial Soup

The Primordial Soup

By Glen DeMerittEducationArts
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The Primordial Soup episodes

  • Peacock Rag

    Please tell me something we don't both know

    Aint no top down clown

    Hang around proud

    On clouds huntin

    Hunting authenticating shroud

    Lost lookin found okayed shoes

    Perfect shade o brown here little puppy hush frog bouncin' crew.

    No bidding or diligence from me to you

    A hack of the task what have ya

    Trash bag had a few numbers knocking around

    Weaving rings dancing a square of all things

    Fiddle makes her sing makes er moist

    Front line toy to a rocket of the boy

    No problem side windin

    Flicker tongue one of many heads I've rung

    From within it shall come

    Some flake the chin like they won

    Waiting for a turn

    We yawn while you yearn

    Worm hokey holes with exposure you can earn

    65 gems from the mobility store

    Limited time free to explore

    Act up get right if your ever wantin more

    The darling of nothin breaking digital doors

    Hell sent for ratings ala standard ala poor

    Flu bindin snicker front of the room

    Tactical tongue flickers

    Wiggles the room

    Fella snake tails shiver

    Duck quack'n pimples

    From butt to dimple

    Make em all move at once made simple

    A great big boo from grave to temple

    Blanket the break

    With Magnificent The Fake

    Working sleight of grace

    Parading cake on face

    For the chance to replace what it means to taste homemade

    Cold pressed blade holding cuts for trade

    Call it what they call it

    What they saying when ya fallin

    Close broke classical bell bottom

    To hell with it pa

    Smoke em if ya got em.

    See saw em how ya claw em

    Elevator fence clothes line dirty draw em

    Stall em with a nostalgic rendention of

    Ol Whatchya Call em.

    Nailing scent toes artery iron

    Bleach and dish soap

    Thought I heard ya cryin

    Too damn long rascal kept trying

    Every wicked notion

    Permutables flyin

    Every nail of a coffin never know why'n

    Somehow she digs the smilin shaking the movie deep

    Divin' no live life typical strivin

    Calm down or we're collidin'

    Even Whiskey Joe can't hide em.

    Profound chemical compound invited

    Divided through jabs United

    Hush drown cider

    West of the dark rider

    Light shown slips of permission

    Wispy provisions hustled

    By way of detention

    To educate a few on the

    Truth of condition

    Calculated mentions of trendy

    Positions missing the digits

    Of pretentions

    For the Dunce hat millions.

    Do we must all believe

    Same dream cristol

    Cream and good shit up my sleeve

    Ah ah chew goolog of the sneeze

    In cahoots with the breeze

    Ram shackle sales scrambled

    Trail of years post mumble

    Channels burping Warlocks working

    Winks sorting thinks to thought

    Soft cloth kleenex

    Blue light special Kmart bag of bullshit bought

    Close call says the suitor half dressed

    Pajama of pewter

    Rain on iron wall

    Room of complaints

    Complainer on call

    Defendant again

    Rolling on the water flash card vapor friends

    Yellow on the crate can't make weight

    Down to my boner with a monkey's fate

    Common top noodle on that mac donald plate

    Arm in catfish mouth may be good to consider

    Mesh sewn leo tarp maybe this winter

    Harumph haroo ying town members

    Have a tendency to flash their panties at dinner

    Slip a little nipple at lunch

    Die a little more each nugget I crunch

    Too much to take better break take back detention on the interstate

    Keep going back more like way

    Slack in my shackles make a break for the store

    Remember me

    High tops gone forgot all the songs

    All I heard was drilling

    Killing me but not for long

    Thousand years later

    Flash pass for mash potaters

    Willie Wonka math class for entertainer.

    1000 cookoos crystalized bunny club next on the menu.

    Flipper fugnus

    Zipper glue

    Vagina buttons and Penis spoon

    Kick back batallion

    Not a thousand not a few

    No medallions helluva view

    We came from the strange claims kept cumming

    Not stroking but strumming a hum bring me

    Something fun

    Found us our own thing to do

    Rexella follow through

    Nookie in the jungle

    Peach greenlight fumbles

    Cute cream crannies

    Crumbled bluecheese instructions for dancing

    Get a free case of Hateraide

    Calling out cats getting played

    Robots repeating what dumb dumb's saying

    While he strums unoriginal cliches' calling bluff on Marc Maron

    Pissed parent glaring bitter glitter karen with a cock

    Britches double pack with a hundred dollar sock

    Stop with knock knock who's there

    Chorus reverb droopy lip stroke stare

    Crackin a whip at the kids with pretend-a-care

    Double bottom close your eyes

    Pick the blues from a broken dude

    Who learned how to live

    By not so much what but how what he did

    Every hair of maron gray grumpy kid

    Just learning how to whistle at 90

    Look at my middle finger come find me in my glass garage

    Tossed with a birrage of toxic decay

    Signal me some virtue

    She continues

    I ain't gonna be your milktoast gypsy and I ain't gonna fly in your MickeyMouse Lullaby

    Keep trying a mateo leon playing glitter guard on a stone

    Tapped to the fabulous grandpa fancy pants dance

    Giggled so good my urine tried to escape

    Marc keep sheddin' keep checkin the toilet for traces of red menstrual butter

    Yes You are a butterfly for gas lit suckers

    Checking the tab for 90's cover

    So you'd rather hover over another brother

    Who found their other while you read bird shit from dodo birds morphing dicks to clits

    Calling out a warrior while you wait on your tits

    Next day shipped

    Let your lips get slapped with your red lipstick pull your pecker back sashay Gurl with your hips

    Almost there Marcy Moron now appearing

    First time on the twilight stage

    Make a great change from Hater to tailor made twat

    Squats to pee and goes to powder room in groups of 3

    Wait for me

    Oh no, not Marcy

    Stop it girl, I know, you betta parse me, he he he he he he ehe eh

    Next on the menu of Kunzer continues

    Never heard my words from another's color pallet

    Not even a challenge

    Never ending chocolate fountain

    I drop em they bouncin

    Boing a loing a rick-doogaly-doo

    Have a glass from the fountain

    Unmistakable flakes of incredible

    Edible rips by the dozenz

    Big ups to the dust

    From which back to we all must

    Silly sentences twisting us

    To common kats

    Kicking back up to the sacred

    Frantic fools scared naked

    Figure we slack

    Better pack a double lunch sac

    With a self-written note from Mom

    Jack

    Soon she parlays

    Meatloaf mirages

    Decades of progress

    So they say

    The Custom committee some pedestal made

    Name plate engraved

    Free to pack peanuts

    Hand em out to the slaves

    Magic media makes

    Lowercase love breaks

    Permanent mistakes

    Oops not sorry 6 more fingers for blaming

    More liquid by the day

    Her thoughts were what you meant to say

    Corner store pavillion

    Echo chatter wicked made

    Things aint' broken

    Just crusty and lazy

    People peddlin' token

    Problem preprogrammed unresolve

    Emergency number only you can call

    Double the donation they piss your name on the wall

    It only works with pocket shirts

    That aint no pack of smokes in your plaid skirt

    It don't have to hurt

    Check her pockets I'll stall er

    Waves my arms around

    Speak like a scholar

    Answer lost and found

    You're the 10th caller!

    Classic 1, 2 toss em a dollar

    Snap chat the daughter

    Finger fuck yeahs hashtag slaughter

    We got em good

    Fanfare and Fodder

    Tisk tisk

    Don't doubt the monster

    Boom babba boom

    Your station for stompers

    Romper room rejected table the offer

    Erase a few names

    Rearrange a few numbers craft some new dates

    Impose intentions with hate stained

    Inventions with written prevention

    Shame shame shame, shaaaaaaammmmmeeee

    The marks it made shakin my head with a raison clinched fist

    Zar pat o naughty on the Christmas List

    Free to fart but you're free to hit

    Don't push too hard or you'll stain your slip.

    Some day a double back flip

    Did em last week on a raft trip

    Not another yard sign

    Get sick of it.

    Crazy saying commie ass marxist shit

    Okay michigan Mayberry! What say you?

    Mark Twain disdain midway 92

    Master key to glitches

    Gracing hands few

    Most Sunday meetin

    Comparing prayers and shoes

    Here little heathen

    Welcome to Don't need no reason

    Honey got em better than jesus okay?!!

    Working miracles on the daily

    Won't no craker barrell gasoline upstage me

    Old gray jack of the gravy

    Hillbilly monument maybe

    Slowcooker crime of the 1680's

    Tire pressure fine not tire pump time

    Play me butterscotch please play me.

    Rumble in the tent hot yoga confident

    Half in half on mat

    Bend at the soul

    Then a double belly roll

    Fire teasing dragon

    Excuse me you dropped your sweat on my toe

    Listening to prince sing pussy control.

    She stops and turns with glow

    Behold the magic of melons

    The Bend at soul

    Rip roaring tangerine

    Had an old school meeting with meaning

    Catching cold stone feeling

    Bringing shit up on a Monday

    She aint just grieving

    Growing up with Cleveland

    Fast 40 good morning

    Hearing it first on

    Primordial bubbling…

    Fast forward and sporty holler at ya shorty

    Got some new nails

    Come baby court me

    Here's your coffin stuffer

    Pierce ya tongue so boring

    Bring me booty claps

    Naked on rain pouring

    Purring little pussy

    Greets stiff peter

    Fo sho Miss Nelly holdin whoa

    Haw before hee Wally World greeter.

    Good game shelly!

    Call me gurl! Holly World!

    Keeper of cute and goddess of flirt

    Missing a button on my favorite pink shirt

    Not old news notification

    May cause a delay at this train station

    Hot willing and able

    Bubble bouncing baby to table

    Perky titties and flip flop jelly

    Only hurt hearts can begin tell

    bring back the blues

    Liquor store bacon from Chinese water truth.

    She crushes up a knuckle

    Like broken fingers from way down under.

    Tan lines

    Summer slides

    Driving down the road getting a hummer getting high

    She's exercising control

    Don't hesitate

    Bend at the soul

    Bring back the blues

    Gotta be hurt if you're someone we can use

    Memorize your true's

    Standard issue

    Closed highway eyes

    Takin on how to crawl

    Beautiful condition of questions for all.

    Good time to pause and call my Ma

    She says fuck your counting holes of the straw

    Let's count the hairs on your balls

    Rocking in her throne back and forth puffin packs of menthol

    Signing up for demeritts

    Wants more she shares it

    Cockatoo water caller at the strip mall

    Slangin crates of gizzards to the featherless bird mob. Impared;

    She goes back home and makes a demeritt. She doesn't get em, she makes em! What? Demeritts

    When I was younger another day was another day in trouble down most days double

    That's 2 clown shoes no shows take cover. Showing off no problem, creating problems just to solve. Had two older brothers love for all. That's time and both. We'll get to the death when no diversions are close and I'm hobo hard of hearin. Oh my goodness your certificate of ridiculous

    19 min
  • Lady Helga Anonymous

    Keep it cool when winds are wild

    Glen raps with Helga regarding the $100,000 cash stash; backyard or bank? Why Should you love AMC stock? Popcorn or Tendies?

    Primordial Soup

    1 hr 4 min
  • Dear Stock Market

    All of the Music is Owned and created by me, so the whole copyright issue is yours, not mine. Enjoy and misbehave!

    27 min
  • Formation of a Thing

    Music and madness mixed with copywritten sadness beats drop while vibrating strings talk.

    The Primordial Soup is bubbling blend of elements forming matter, but it really doesn't. Might as well enjoy!

    Glen

    46 min

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Bring yourself and let's take a second. Maybe a third. This is Primordial Soup with gkd3 and Will. We bring the lighter side of chaos into meaning. Entertainment of the now