“Gimme back my pitch black bitch plaque”

Rob and Lowki discuss the grim state of the nation and try to have fun despite the upsetting content.

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Songs:

1. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Blood Song

2. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Boom Bap

3. Holiday Sail - Norma Jean

“Benintendi’s been intending to tend to tandem Tandy/Nintendo mending”

Holiday Rob and Lowki Sapfoot are without a guest this week, dropping a quick podcast before Rob travels to the Dominican Republic, where he will hopefully not die. We recorded during the day, while we were relatively sober, and it was very strange.

Is breast milk cannibalism? Anybody into drinking blood? Anyone?

Rob gives us an in depth look at his idea for a TV show in which the president decides to be a decent human being. In this world, in these times, the only way to satirize the clown show is with sincerity.

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Songs:

1. Lowki Sapfoot - Lackluster Wanderlust

2. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Not Afraid

3. Holiday Sail - Drea’s Song

“Aboard this towed boat docked, a two-bowed ox hocks a botox toad code box and rocks BoSox toe socks.”

This week, actor Scott Ables is with us. We’ll talk about playing Billy The Kid gang member Jess Evans, working in the movie biz, wearing a mask of your own face, fever hallucinations, living with and recovering from addiction, homelessness, the great year of 1996, throwing bottles in vegas, and more. Our A.D.D. rides on, but things get serious at moments, for once.

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Songs:

1. Holiday Sail - Everyday Tune

2. Lowki Sapfoot - End of Summer

3. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Light Through The Cracks

“I'll eye a lil Isle of the Lion Lord, y'all. Lol, I'll lull Ian on the lawn, and a-lyin in Lyle's linen aisle.”

Anna Mall is here to talk with us about planning a tour, filming a music video with Rob, controversy and conspiracy, current events as the world around us catches metaphorical and literal fire, mock 311 much to the dismay of Lowki, and remember the good old days of Burt’s and Atomic.

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Get Anna Mall’s music here:

https://annamallmusic.bandcamp.com/album/sigils-and-other-spells

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Songs, by Anna Mall:

1. Heartcave

2. Milk Sigil

3. Suffocation

“In Scranton, a scantron can’t stand to strand unscanned trans-cons.”

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Fast Heart Mart is with us for two hours of audio bliss. We’ll hear road stories from a traveling western bard, learn about the current state of the music industry, Rip Torn and the Mandela Effect, the definition of manhood, adult popsicle stick jokes, veggie burgers, children, and more…plus some exclusive live performances by Fast Heart Mart. Hot waffle!

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Songs by Fast Heart, live in the Problem Hole 7/10/2019:

1. New Mexico

2. Cheap and Sunny

3. I’m An Alien And I Want To Go Home

“Pepper onion rice-a-roni or a pepperoni coney only, homie?”

For the first time (probably) in the history of the podcast, we planned ahead! Enjoy our very first edition of “Five Finger Discourse,” in which we each come prepared with a surprise top 5 list to discuss and defend. Lowki breaks down his top 5 cultural appropriators, while Rob teaches us about his top 5 movies.

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Songs:

1. Holiday Sail - Sitting On My Hands

2. Lowki Sapfoot f/ Nick Furious - Let It Glow

3. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Mission: Translation

“Narrowly, Orel and Anne'll annul a null annual knoll or an old oral laurel.”

We did a whole podcast that didn’t get recorded and then we came back the next day and recorded a podcast that wasn’t as good as the one that didn’t get recorded. (Blame Rob.) But we still had a pretty good time complaining about the stupidity of the democratic debates and the frustrations of politics, and figuring out a way to make the CEO of EvilCorp Global actually WANT to be a decent human being…

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Songs:

1. Holiday Sail - No War

2. Lowki Sapfoot - Panicked

3. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - The Lions (2018 rehearsal bootleg) 

“A suede ass wage assuaged a sewage sage.”

Heeey guys! Lowki and Rob are all alone this week, rambling about crime in Albuquerque, exploring the methy outback, and the drive to make art. Do we make art for ourselves, or for the world? Does the world deserve our best effort? Am I gonna get in trouble if I call this water pipe a bong?

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@holidayrob

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IG:

@holidayrobb

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Songs:

1. Lowki Sapfoot – Our Time

2. Bat Wings For Lab Rats – Blood Song

3. Death Panel Socialites – End of Beginning (Demo)

“Germ infested German fest, dude.”

Mark and Phil are here! It’s a Bat Wings For Lab Rats reunion! We’ll discuss this date in baseball history, pitch some television shows, try to solve the mystery of the poop in the Las Vegas bathtub, and attempt to conquer our own A.D.D. over the course of a couple of hours.

We recorded some acoustic BWFLR songs, but we’re not putting them out yet...Mark’s brother Van played with us, so he’s in the photo, but you won’t hear him on this podcast.

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@macktheshack

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Songs:

1. Bat Wings For Lab Rats – The Lions

2. Bat Wings For Lab Rats – XVI

3. Bat Wings For Lab Rats – Not Afraid

"That Hittite's hot tights hit tit height!"

Michelle Belmont joins us to drink some more whiskey. We'll explore Michelle's backstory and possibly sacrifice her to a dark lord. We forgot to take a photo with her, so please enjoy some sloppy photoshop!

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@fierceandpurple

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Songs:

1. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Babylon Fire

2. Lowki Sapfoot - Clear A Path

3. Holiday Sail - Sitting On My Hands