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- 21.2 REMASTERED: The Murder of Joe OrtonIn which the gals blame Mercury retrograde for not having a spanking new episode and rerun a remastered version of their literary true crime deep dive instead because having a for-real hiatus messes up the algorithm.Visit procrastinationplanet.com for bonus content!Email us! [email protected]Twitter: @ProcrasPlanetInstagram: @procrastinationplanetpodcastFacebook page: https://www.facebook.com/procrastinationplanet/Merch: teespring.com/procrastination-planet-podcastPatreon: patreon.com/procrastinationplanetLogo designed by C. Trojan at ctrojanart.comTheme music: "Laser Unicorns" by Christian Penn, courtesy of Jamendo Licensing48 min
- 53. Girl Waits with Gun: A Deep(ish) Dive into the NovelIn which Carlye and guest co-host Janene Biggs delve into Girl Waits with Gun by Amy Stewart. The novel is a fictionalized account of how Constance Kopp became the first female deputy in her county back in 1914. The gals discuss what worked and what didn’t and—SPOILER ALERT!—wholeheartedly recommend the book. This episode is proof you can love something and still give a critique. All three Kopp sisters are badass in their own right. Digressions this week include asexuality, astrology, and the war on adverbs.SPOILER ALERT FOR REAL: This episode has spoilers galore. You've been warned.Visit procrastinationplanet.com for bonus content!Email us! [email protected]Twitter: @ProcrasPlanetInstagram: @procrastinationplanetpodcastFacebook page: https://www.facebook.com/procrastinationplanet/Merch: teespring.com/procrastination-planet-podcastPatreon: patreon.com/procrastinationplanetLogo designed by C. Trojan at ctrojanart.comTheme music: "Laser Unicorns" by Christian Penn, courtesy of Jamendo Licensing55 min
- 52. Creating Unlikable Characters...On PurposeIn which Carlye flies solo once again and discusses how to create an unlikable character your reader will still care about. This episode was inspired by a mini-rant from last week’s episode. Also, you might hear puppy snoring in the background.TRIGGER WARNING FOR STATUS QUO WARRIORS: There will be feminism. Go hug your Hot Pockets in your mom’s basement if you can’t stand women having opinions you didn’t feed them.ERRATA: Carlye accidentally mention’s Saffy’s maternal instincts when she meant to say Edina’s. AbFab watchers will get it.Visit procrastinationplanet.com for bonus content!Email us! [email protected]Twitter: @ProcrasPlanetInstagram: @procrastinationplanetpodcastFacebook page: https://www.facebook.com/procrastinationplanet/Merch: teespring.com/procrastination-planet-podcastPatreon: patreon.com/procrastinationplanetLogo designed by C. Trojan at ctrojanart.comTheme music: "Laser Unicorns" by Christian Penn, courtesy of Jamendo Licensing22 min
- 51. Flesh That Mutha Out: The Shitty First Draft, Part TwoIn which Carlye and Jill discuss how to flesh out a skeletal first draft without making it read as if you got paid by the word. They also discuss give share their thoughts on the revision and critique process and accidentally write a thriller. Digressions this episode include weaponized raccoons, unlikable female characters, and why finished basements might be scarier than the unfinished kind.Visit procrastinationplanet.com for bonus content!Email us! [email protected]Twitter: @ProcrasPlanetInstagram: @procrastinationplanetpodcastFacebook page: https://www.facebook.com/procrastinationplanet/Merch: teespring.com/procrastination-planet-podcastPatreon: patreon.com/procrastinationplanetLogo designed by C. Trojan at ctrojanart.comTheme music: "Laser Unicorns" by Christian Penn, courtesy of Jamendo Licensing51 min
- 50. Write It Down, Let It Suck: The Sh*tty First Draft, Part OneOur 50th episode, in which Carlye and guest co-host Jill White discuss the challenges of writing that first draft and the agony of the dreaded blank page. Digressions include senior dog problems, expiration date paranoia, and our secret basic bitch tendencies.Visit procrastinationplanet.com for bonus content!Email us! [email protected]Twitter: @ProcrasPlanetInstagram: @procrastinationplanetpodcastFacebook page: https://www.facebook.com/procrastinationplanet/Merch: teespring.com/procrastination-planet-podcastPatreon: patreon.com/procrastinationplanetLogo designed by C. Trojan at ctrojanart.comTheme music: "Laser Unicorns" by Christian Penn, courtesy of Jamendo Licensing47 min
- 49. Solo Sesh: The Extroverted Writer's Guide to Surviving SolitudeIn which Carlye starts the New Year by a) doing a solo episode, b) doing a minisode, and c) giving everyone out there a pep talk. This week she talks about the solitary nature of the writer’s life and how to make the most of it when you’re an extrovert. Digressions include beatniks, Breakfast at Tiffany’s, and awkward analogies.Visit procrastinationplanet.com for bonus content!Email us! [email protected]Twitter: @ProcrasPlanetInstagram: @procrastinationplanetpodcastFacebook page: https://www.facebook.com/procrastinationplanet/Merch: teespring.com/procrastination-planet-podcastPatreon: patreon.com/procrastinationplanetLogo designed by C. Trojan at ctrojanart.comTheme music: "Laser Unicorns" by Christian Penn, courtesy of Jamendo Licensing25 min
- 48. Douchebags and Dunking on Duckie: A John Hughes RetrospectiveIn which Carlye brings back writer gal pal Janene Biggs to discuss and critique some of their #problematicfave John Hughes movies. Digressions include ditching school, the broke bitch life, and much much more. We also invited the podcast pups into the studio, so stay tuned for their shenanigans.Visit procrastinationplanet.com for bonus content!Email us! [email protected]Twitter: @ProcrasPlanetInstagram: @procrastinationplanetpodcastFacebook page: https://www.facebook.com/procrastinationplanet/Merch: teespring.com/procrastination-planet-podcastPatreon: patreon.com/procrastinationplanetLogo designed by C. Trojan at ctrojanart.comTheme music: "Laser Unicorns" by Christian Penn, courtesy of Jamendo Licensing43 min
- 47. Instant Bestsellers: Writers in Film Versus RealityIn which Carlye and writer gal pal Donna Hearth discuss how writers are portrayed in film vs. writer-life reality. Digressions include fan-fiction, split-screen phone sex, and fake Scottish accents. Also, buckle up, poets! Donna has some hot takes about the genre.Visit procrastinationplanet.com for bonus content!Email us! [email protected]Twitter: @ProcrasPlanetInstagram: @procrastinationplanetpodcastFacebook page: https://www.facebook.com/procrastinationplanet/Merch: teespring.com/procrastination-planet-podcastPatreon: patreon.com/procrastinationplanetLogo designed by C. Trojan at ctrojanart.comTheme music: "Laser Unicorns" by Christian Penn, courtesy of Jamendo Licensing46 min
- 46. There's a Mystery for That! Our Favorite Fictional DetectivesIn which Carlye brings back fellow outlaw writer Jill White to discuss their favorite detectives in books and on screen and also welcome the podcast pups into the studio. Digressions include foul-mouthed kids, senior dogs, and why quaint English villages are the most dangerous places ever.Visit procrastinationplanet.com for bonus content!Email us! [email protected]Twitter: @ProcrasPlanetInstagram: @procrastinationplanetpodcastFacebook page: https://www.facebook.com/procrastinationplanet/Merch: teespring.com/procrastination-planet-podcastPatreon: patreon.com/procrastinationplanetLogo designed by C. Trojan at ctrojanart.comTheme music: "Laser Unicorns" by Christian Penn, courtesy of Jamendo Licensing45 min
- 45. From Bogart Shaming to Yacht Rock: Our Favorites in Film NoirIn which Carlye brings back her fellow outlaw writer Janene Biggs to discuss their favorite film noir movies. Digressions include reading spoilers, resting bitchface vs. active c*ntface, and how we came to love old movies.Visit procrastinationplanet.com for bonus content!Email us! [email protected]Twitter: @ProcrasPlanetInstagram: @procrastinationplanetpodcastFacebook page: https://www.facebook.com/procrastinationplanet/Merch: teespring.com/procrastination-planet-podcastPatreon: patreon.com/procrastinationplanetLogo designed by C. Trojan at ctrojanart.comTheme music: "Laser Unicorns" by Christian Penn, courtesy of Jamendo Licensing51 min
About The Procrastination Planet Podcast
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A podcast about two writer gals getting their act together and talking trash while they do it.