The Procrastination Planet Podcast

Quick note: Due to some audio wonk, this track needed remastering. Our apologies for the glitches the first time.

In which the gals indulge their ASMR constituents and stuff their faces once more. Topics discussed include gold diggers, redneck pets, and the clickbait reason behind Carlye's fried chicken cravings.

MATURE CONTENT WARNING: Trashiness abounds in this episode.

MISOPHONIA WARNING: It's another food episode. You know the drill.

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In which the gals share their insecurities--both personal and professional--so their listeners can rest easy knowing they're not alone with their struggles. Also discussed: booty shorts, prayer candles, and using mindfulness to deal with said insecurities.

Annoying obligatory disclaimer: Carlye is not an expert on mindfulness. She's just a gal who figured out what helps her and wants to share her journey with others.

TW: Body image struggles are discussed in this episode.

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In which the gals discuss their favorite female characters of all time. Other topics include blood spells, comparing term papers to bridesmaid dresses, and much-neglected Big Nasty fangirling. Also, Macbeth and Showgirls are not so different. Find out why in this episode!

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Theme music: "Laser Unicorns" by Christian Penn, courtesy of Jamendo Licensing

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Carlye's website: https://carlyeknightauthor.wordpress.com/

In which the gals discuss the songs that inspire their writing process as well as the soundtracks they've curated in the event someone buys the rights to their past projects. Digressions include nostalgia, snobbery, and why Carlye will forever have a hate-on for Rod Stewart. 

Bonus Fitness Hack: Petey Pablo's "Freek-A-Leek" is a serviceable substitute for athletic training. Find out why in this episode!

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Theme music: "Laser Unicorns" by Christian Penn, courtesy of Jamendo Licensing

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Sabrina's Medium: https://medium.com/@sabrinamonet

Carlye's website: https://carlyeknightauthor.wordpress.com/

In which the gals take a true crime detour of the literary variety. This week's episode covers the life, work, and murder of English playwright and LGBT+ icon Joe Orton.

Also discussed: Alabama hurt feelings, hipster correspondence, and how being a screenwriter is like dating a f*uckboy.

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Theme music: "Laser Unicorns" by Christian Penn, courtesy of Jamendo Licensing

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Sabrina's website: http://www.sabrinamonet.com/

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Carlye's website: https://carlyeknightauthor.wordpress.com/

In which the gals stop being evil jellyfish and discuss writing advice they've found useful over the years. Also discussed: revenge fic, rectalcranectomies, the dangers of taking Carlye's parking spot, and much much more!

Sabrina's getting over a sinus infection, so "you've got to be kind" as Kurt Vonnegut once said.

John Wick 3 spoilers from 36:50-38:15

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Theme music: "Laser Unicorns" by Christian Penn, courtesy of Jamendo Licensing

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ASMR lovers rejoice! The gals are back with more snacks to eat and more trash to talk. This week they discuss vegan pork rinds, plastic surgery, and how weddings are stupid because Idris Elba is off the market.

MATURE CONTENT WARNING: The gals get trashy again (Rule 34 is also a topic). You know the drill.

MISOPHONIA WARNING: It's a food episode. There will be noises.

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Theme music: "Laser Unicorns" by Christian Penn, courtesy of Jamendo Licensing

Twitter: @ProcrasPlanet

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Sabrina's website: http://www.sabrinamonet.com/

Sabrina's Medium: https://medium.com/@sabrinamonet

Carlye's website: https://carlyeknightauthor.wordpress.com/

Alternative title: F*ck You, Mickey Rooney! In which the gals discuss the problematic moments in movies they love and wonder if saxophone music was a stand-in for consent in the 80s. Also discussed: gray sweatpants, who Andie should have picked in Pretty in Pink, the care and maintenance of skin suits, and much much more!

MATURE CONTENT WARNING: The gals get trashy again, so they're slapping a label on it.

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Theme music: "Laser Unicorns" by Christian Penn, courtesy of Jamendo Licensing

Twitter: @ProcrasPlanet

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Sabrina's website: http://www.sabrinamonet.com/

Sabrina's Medium: https://medium.com/@sabrinamonet

Carlye's website: https://carlyeknightauthor.wordpress.com/

In which the gals reveal the books they read and movies they watch whenever they have the sads.

Also discussed: tech bro hate, teak bathtubs, and Hercules being low-key Polynesian.

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Logo designed by C. Trojan at ctrojanart.com

Theme music: "Laser Unicorns" by Christian Penn, courtesy of Jamendo Licensing

Twitter: @ProcrasPlanet

Instagram: @procrastinationplanetpodcast

Sabrina's website: http://www.sabrinamonet.com/

Sabrina's Medium: https://medium.com/@sabrinamonet

Carlye's website: https://carlyeknightauthor.wordpress.com/

In which the gals talk about the dirty, cracked-spined books they sneak-read as tweens and teens and the bad ideas they got about sex as a result. Also discussed: hipster pistachios, cancelled celebs, and whether or not vampires need lube. The gals' collective ADHD is in full effect as usual.

MATURE CONTENT WARNING: We get a little bluer than usual in this episode. Maybe a lot depending on your threshold.

MISOPHONIA WARNING: The gals were hangry while recording. You've been warned.

Visit us at procrastinationplanet.com

Logo designed by C. Trojan at ctrojanart.com

Theme music: "Laser Unicorns" by Christian Penn, courtesy of Jamendo Licensing

Twitter: @ProcrasPlanet

Instagram: @procrastinationplanetpodcast

Sabrina's website: http://www.sabrinamonet.com/

Sabrina's Medium: https://medium.com/@sabrinamonet

Carlye's website: https://carlyeknightauthor.wordpress.com/