In which the gals discuss--you guessed it!--banned books. Carlye gets in her feelings, Sabrina becomes a wolf, and both gals agree that it's okay to eat turkeys because they're stupid. This episode's an emotional ride, so buckle in, grab some tissues, and eat a pint of self-care ice cream!

Content warning: Since we are discussing books that deal with sensitive issues in this episode, those who are dealing with trauma related to abuse, rape, or suicide might want to brace themselves or sit this one out. Take care of yourself however you feel is right for you.

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In which the gals become evil jellyfish once again and drag more fictional characters they hate. They also discuss ugly bonnets, blood on the carpet, boxing leprechauns, and why nobody needs to watch Dexter after season 5. Also, they try to make the #secretbroodies hashtag happen.

Mild Girl on the Train spoilers between the 19:46 and 21:05 marks.

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In which the gals talk about the things they do when they should be writing. Topics include video games, eyebrow karma, hillbilly hooves, and how life's too short for hooker heels. Also, obligatory fangirling over Big Nasty, because we wouldn't be Procrastination Planet otherwise.

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In which the gals think of get rich quick schemes to separate the wealthy from their money. Among the topics discussed are steamed clams, conspiracy theories, and why antivaxxers should be on trial for manslaughter. Also, Sabrina might be secretly sponsored by Big Healing Crystal, so why isn't she sharing the proceeds with Carlye?

OBLIGATORY DISCLAIMER: We're not giving medical advice, just steering you away from dumb things that can harm your body and wallet.

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In which the gals discuss the books they didn't finish reading. Topics include weird reasons they quit reading, James Joyce's fart fetish, and the fun of a blind-item roman a clef novel. Also, don't try to steal Lestat from Sabrina or she'll cut you!

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As the title states, the gals discuss their favorite fictional villains. This episode proves to be another friendship test as Carlye reveals more shocking revelations and Sabrina yells at her for living under a rock. They also discuss Sharon Stone's Casino wardrobe, Carlye's ongoing obsession with Goodfellas, and how horrible it is when gross people have talent. 

Mild Black Panther spoilers between the 12:10-13:48 marks.

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Sabrina and Carlye talk about film adaptions of various books, trademark yoga for your larynx, and debate the merits of Godfather Part 3 (assuming the film actually exists). Also Carlye reveals a shocking secret. It's a literary secret, but we're working a clickbait angle here.

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In which the gals question their friendship, because snacking is serious business. Sabrina dictates the rules of snacking and Carlye maybe gets disqualified from her snacking status. The gals also discuss how to get a six-pack from a corn syrup and pizza diet, and they rant about agribusiness, food-shaming, and impossible beauty standards.

Content Warning: Food noises abound. However, if you're into ASMR, you're welcome!

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In which the gals discuss the challenges they face while writing. You may or may not get some real advice here, but at least you'll feel less alone as you navigate your own problems as a writer. Also discussed: murdering your darlings in the face, the problematic things you'll find in a John Hughes movie, and Sabrina trademarking random things.

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Carlye and Sabrina persevere in the face of cold and flu season by dragging literary f*ckboys from the past, present, and future.

The gals also discuss punchable celebrity faces, give foul-mouthed lessons about ancient Greece, and theorize why "taking a break" is just a lazy way of breaking up.

Spoilers for Rainbow Rowell's Fangirl between the 48:45 and 50:00 marks. Spoilers for The Wife between 50:25 and 55:20.

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