We couldn't put the "procrastination" in Procrastination Planet if we didn't have some unfinished projects under our belt. We also talk about 80s kid stuff, Danielle Steel's epic desk, and just how easy it would be to get Sabrina to join your cult. Also, Carlye misspeaks and accidentally says education costs less than a Netflix subscription. She meant so say "more" but can't edit verbal typos.

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Just like it says on the label! Carlye and Sabrina talk trash about the worst writing advice they've heard and received over the years. Buckle up and learn how NOT to write a story this week!

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In which Sabrina and Carlye discuss the many crushes they've had on men in various books.

Mature content warning: Some of our tangents have made this episode a little bluer than originally intended. We're keeping the blue parts, though, because they're fire. Listener discretion advised.

Here's a link to the Rainbow Rowell censorship fiasco as well as her quote we couldn't get right: http://the-toast.net/2013/09/17/chat-rainbow-rowell-love-censorship/

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Theme music: "Laser Unicorns" by Christian Penn, courtesy of Jamendo Licensing

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To show that they're not completely hateful jellyfish, Sabrina and Carlye wax semi-poetic about the fictional tropes they enjoy. Also, Carlye tries to beatbox and it doesn't go well.

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Theme music: "Laser Unicorns" by Christian Penn, courtesy of Jamendo Licensing

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Sabrina's Medium: https://medium.com/@sabrinamonet

Carlye's website: https://carlyeknightauthor.wordpress.com/

Sabrina and Carlye spend their inaugural episode dragging fictional tropes they can't stand. Trigger warning for brief discussion about rape between the 36:50 and 39:53 marks.

Content warning: This is not a kid-friendly podcast, just FYI. 

Logo designed by C. Trojan at ctrojanart.com

Theme music: "Laser Unicorns" by Christian Penn, courtesy of Jamendo Licensing

Twitter: @ProcrasPlanet

Instagram: @procrastinationplanetpodcast

Sabrina's website: http://www.sabrinamonet.com/

Sabrina's Medium: https://medium.com/@sabrinamonet

Carlye's website: https://carlyeknightauthor.wordpress.com/