The Prodigal Boys

Similar to our Tight Pants Tony episode, we break down a Local Needs talk given to Nick’s congregation after he left the organization. This might be the culty-est talk we have ever heard.

Listen to the full, uninterrupted talk in all its filth here:

 

This week we talked to our good friend Mike in Colorado, The Sunshine State. We talk about waking up while married to a very devout believer and all of the repercussions of making the decision to come forward about your disbelief to your spouse.

*JUMP SCARE*

Sorry about that, I know it was scary but we had to set the right tone. This week we talk DEMONS, the devil and something Caleb found on the internet that is way, way, way worse than either of those things.

 

Like, way worse.

It has been a stressful 3 weeks off for us but we are back and as mediocre as ever! We talk about our hiatus and the repercussions of putting on an apostate podcast. And yes, weird furry diaper baby conventions too, don’t worry.

Rainfurrest 2015 – Part 1

Rainfurrest 2015 – Part 2

Harnessing the power of  internet telephones we talked to Lloyd Evans (www.jwsurvey.org, The Reluctant Apostate) this week. We talk about activism, shunning, strained family relationships, and most importantly, Downton Abbey.

THE WAIT IS OVER. HERE IT IS. GET READY. GET PUMPED. YELL AT YOUR REFLECTION IN THE MIRROR. POUR THE MILK BEFORE THE CEREAL. PUT THE POPTART IN THE MICROWAVE.

We answer your questions this week and read your stories LIVE* on air.

 

*Not live but c’mon, you get it. Give us a break.

So, bummer: we don’t have a full episode for you this week. Technical issues made the podcast we recorded such a nasty one. We have the issue fixed now and we are going to be back to rerecord super soon. Here is a little message I have prepared for all of you beautiful majestic antelopes in the meantime.

This week we squeeze each other into the tightest pants we own and get down to business. We decided to tackle the infamous “Tight Pants” talk given by Governing Body member Anthony Morris III. We spend almost 2 hours dissecting these awful words spoken by an awful man. We spliced in audio from the actual talk given so you can experience it straight from the horse’s mouth. You will not enjoy this.

“Is Your Family a Spiritual Family?”

The podcast this week is absolutely nowhere as offensive as the title might imply. We actually talk about Field Service this week and how miserable an experience it was for everyone on all sides.

We had the privilege of talking to Andy this week who, in addition to being Ryan’s cousin, was a 4th generation Jehovah’s Witness who is now being shunned by virtually everyone in his family.

We talk shunning, the inner workings of the Jehovah’s Witnesses, and yes, of course, masturbation.

 

Here is Andy’s rad video “Watching Over the Watchtower”

 

Also: Here is the Local Needs talk that was given to the congregation I used to go to after I (Nick) left the Jehovah’s witnesses.

 

Closing Song: Funkadelic – Can You Get to That