Behold! For those of us who want to eat like Titans, conquer like Olympians, think like philosophers, and thrive like the divine beings we were always meant to be, I introduce, for the first time, the “Promethean Diet”.

A diet of which you’ve probably never heard, The Promethean Diet (trademark pending…!) has sustained our species from the very beginning of time, from the earliest dawn of our creation when, with the aid of his bungling brother, Epimetheus, this diet’s namesake formed us out of clay.

Prometheus, devoted to our continued wellbeing, secured for us the choicest foods after which the gods of Olympus all savored: richly marbled meats and densely nutritious entrails, accompanied by seasonal fruits and nectarous ambrosia.

Cooked (medium rare!) by the fire that Prometheus retrieved for us, this is the nutrition plan than which there’s simply none better–and that to which I, your humble host, approvingly adhere.

Check out my earlier episode, “Guided Meditation for when you’ve overeaten”.

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