THE QUACK

By Mary Newnham

The Quack is a comedy personal blog featuring real-life facepalm moments & muddled observations told by British women's fiction author Mary Newnham. Visit TheQuack.blog Fo

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The podcast currently has 91 episodes available.

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October 23, 2024 BEEN THERE. DONE THAT. GOT THE PHOTO.
Meanwhile, Sausage and I attempted to be pinpricked by the Empire State Building’s ariel.

This week is about photos and holidays 📷. Hear how my face got turned into a cloud at a New York tourist hot spot ☁️, to queuing for a photo booth in East Village. See photos and videos of the trip on Www.TheQuack.Blog

SKIP INTO: 2:50

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October 16, 2024 GOLDILOCKS AND THE THREE CLUBS.
We tried to dance, but after two songs we felt like school teachers at an out-of-hand raunchy school disco.

A hunt for the perfect club in Soho.
Skip Into - 3:00

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10min
October 09, 2024 WHAT'S A SACK? AND OTHER QUESTIONS ABOUT THE NFL.
"And WHO is that beautiful bald man with the gigantic headset?"
This week, my friend, Sian and I went to watch Minnesota Vikings vs. New York Jets. We were left with a lot of questions, and a small crush. 🏈
Skip Intro 2:31

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11min
October 02, 2024 MY DREAM PUB - THE KING'S KNEES.
The snacks are NOT deep-fried pig skin with the hair still on.

A quick look into what I would change about the Great British pub.

Skip Intro | 2:12

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9min
September 25, 2024 SURVIVING FILM SCHOOL
"In hindsight, it would have been easier if I had just smoked pot."

In 2010, I went from catholic school to film school. These are the six survival tips I learnt whilst I was there.

Skip Intro: 2:14

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9min
September 18, 2024 THE AWKWARD LIFE OF A PEOPLE- PLEASING-PLANT-BASED-PERSON.
"No meat, no fish, no eggs, no dairy…. and no friends..."
The awkward date chats and funny restaurant scenarios, when you're a people-pleasing-plant-based-person.

Skip into (2:12)

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10min
September 11, 2024 THIRTY-THREE
"What is that strange ticking noise?"

The week I turned thirty-three—A Barbie nightmare, a hot tub chat. beans, and forcing my friends to wear crowns.

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9min
September 04, 2024 WHEN YOUR GIRL LEAVES YOU ON THE SHELF.
You sit on the edge of the shelf waiting for Helen to return….

A muddled observation about when your friend falls in love and leaves you on the shelf.

(Skip me babbling on. 3:28)

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11min
August 28, 2024 THE NOT-SO-WHOLESOME CALIFORNIAN HOLIDAY.
"All we needed was for one of us to know how to play acoustic guitar and for Dad to tell stories about what it means to be a man… "
Skip Intro/Me talking about a UFO sighting. (2:40)

Twenty years ago, Mum booked a Californian ranch in an attempt to make us more wholesome....but it didn't quite work out. 🍪

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9min
August 21, 2024 I CAN'T CALM DOWN - IT'S TAYLOR SWIFT!
"The stadium was full of 91,998 screaming Swifties, plus Amy and Hermione."

A facepalm moment about the time I went to the Taylor Swift concert, with my non-swiftie friends.

SKIP INTRO 4:00

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FAQs about THE QUACK:

How many episodes does THE QUACK have?

The podcast currently has 91 episodes available.