THE QUACK

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  • BEEN THERE. DONE THAT. GOT THE PHOTO.

    Meanwhile, Sausage and I attempted to be pinpricked by the Empire State Building’s ariel. 

     

    This week is about photos and holidays 📷. Hear how my face got turned into a cloud at a New York tourist hot spot ☁️, to queuing for a photo booth in East Village. See photos and videos of the trip on Www.TheQuack.Blog

     

    SKIP INTO: 2:50

     

    Music & SFX | Soundstripe.com

    Blog | TheQuack.blog

    11 min
  • GOLDILOCKS AND THE THREE CLUBS.

    We tried to dance, but after two songs we felt like school teachers at an out-of-hand raunchy school disco.


    A hunt for the perfect club in Soho.

    Skip Into - 3:00

     

    SFX & Music |Soundstripe.com

    Blog | TheQuack.Blog

    10 min
  • WHAT'S A SACK? AND OTHER QUESTIONS ABOUT THE NFL.

    "And WHO is that beautiful bald man with the gigantic headset?"  

    This week, my friend, Sian and I went to watch  Minnesota Vikings vs. New York Jets. We were left with a lot of questions, and a small crush. 🏈

    Skip Intro 2:31

     

    Music and SFX | Soundstripe.com

    Blog | TheQuack.Blog

    11 min
  • MY DREAM PUB - THE KING'S KNEES.

    The snacks are NOT deep-fried pig skin with the hair still on.

     

    A quick look into what I would change about the Great British pub.

     

    Skip Intro | 2:12

     

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    9 min
  • SURVIVING FILM SCHOOL

    "In hindsight, it would have been easier if I had just smoked pot."

     

    In 2010, I went from catholic school to film school. These are the six survival tips I learnt whilst I was there. 

     

    Skip Intro: 2:14

     

    Soundtrack and Sound Effects | Soundstripe.com

    Blog | TheQuack.Blog

    9 min
  • THIRTY-THREE

    "What is that strange ticking noise?"

     

    The week I turned thirty-three—A Barbie nightmare, a hot tub chat. beans, and forcing my friends to wear crowns. 

     

    Skip Introduction (2:00)

    Soundtrack and sound effects - Soundstripe.com

    9 min
  • WHEN YOUR GIRL LEAVES YOU ON THE SHELF.

    You sit on the edge of the shelf waiting for Helen to return….

     

    A muddled observation about when your friend falls in love and leaves you on the shelf.

     

    (Skip me babbling on. 3:28)

     

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    11 min
  • THE NOT-SO-WHOLESOME CALIFORNIAN HOLIDAY.

    "All we needed was for one of us to know how to play acoustic guitar and for Dad to tell stories about what it means to be a man… " 

    Skip Intro/Me talking about a UFO sighting. (2:40)

     

    Twenty years ago, Mum booked a Californian ranch in an attempt to make us more wholesome....but it didn't quite work out. 🍪

     

    Sound Credit: Soundstripe.com

     

     

    9 min
  • I CAN'T CALM DOWN - IT'S TAYLOR SWIFT!

    "The stadium was full of 91,998 screaming Swifties, plus Amy and Hermione."

     

    A facepalm moment about the time I went to the Taylor Swift concert, with my non-swiftie friends.

     

    SKIP INTRO 4:00

     

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    12 min

About THE QUACK

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The Quack is a comedy personal blog featuring real-life facepalm moments & muddled observations told by British women's fiction author Mary Newnham. Visit TheQuack.blog…