The Question Guys

Everyone knows that "Knock Knock" jokes are the king and queen of all jokes. But everyone also knows that Joe and Cornell are a pair of royal jokesters. So are they up to the challenge of coming up with the greatest "Knock Knock" joke of all time? Listen to find out.

What do elevators, darts, and pool boys have in common? They're all discussed on this episode of The Question Guys.*

*To be clear, this is NOT an episode about a pool boy playing darts in an elevator. You'll want to listen to "This American Life" for that kind of content.

Which universe are you in? That was a trick question! You're in ALL the universes (except for the ones you aren't in!)! Are you confused? Good, now you're ready to have your mind blown on another episode of The Question Guys.

WARNING: Not available in all parallel universes, just the ones in which this podcast exists (aka the "good ones").

Cornell thinks some jobs are overrated, Joe dreams up the best Family Fun Center of all time, and Cornell turns things into clickbait.

Speaking of clickbait, "You won't believe what these podcasters look like now! Just get a thousand of your closest friends to click the subscribe button on our podcast now to see the pics!"

Joe talks his camping trip, Cornell picks the most impressive sport, and Joe pretends to give bad dad advice. As they say: put that in your podcast pipe and smoke it!

New theme, new format, same old question guys! Click to listen now if you like sick new theme songs made by Cornell, a new show format (don't worry there's still a great question), and a segment about Juggalos. Don't click now if you have terrible taste because this isn't the show for you.

Sure, childbirth is a miracle, but is the process perfect and/or buttery smooth? Not according to Cornell, who reconfigures the process and comes up with a better method. Here's a taste: bye bye private parts!

(We ask our listeners to keep this new and improved methodology away from the creator of the original baby-making method, so as not to hurt anyones feelings by finding out that Cornell is way smarter. Thank you.)

Everyone knows the famous "Noah's Ark" parable that's originally from the movie "Evan Almighty". But few people would know what to actually do under the enormous pressure to preserve all living species from a catastrophic flood. Good thing Cornell has put Joe to the task this time. He's calm, cool, and super collected as he comes up with a plan to only save the good animals and leaves the bad ones behind. This one is for all of the Zoologists out there.

Everything is taken out of Cornell's house and now he can only bring 5 items back inside in order to survive for 2 weeks without leaving. What does he bring? If you're thinking about frozen burritos right now, then you might be Cornell's soulmate. Enjoy as this riddle is solved...

First off, Joe ain't no snitch, so let's just take that out of the equation. However, if there were a non-snitch scenario that landed Joe in witness protection, this is the new identity that J** would take on. Introducing Peter Leotard...