This, our very first episode, was recorded a week ago and due to Reasons is only coming out now. Luckily for us, our opinions are timeless and the lessons we impart (Woolworths suck, so do cookers) will resonate through the ages. Also the strike is over the and weirdos changed their venue - life comes at your fast. To make it up to you, we'll release a new, and dare I say "real" first ep in the next few hours/days.