I locked myself in my room with hand lotion, Jeremy about locked himself out of his locker, and Mike washing the butter with the dishes after dinner all told in the Random Noodle Update. My featured story is about my recent "sour" events in children's church.

Jeremy, my housemate Mike, and I talk about what we expect to dread seeing in the theaters in 2010.

Erik Fisher from WBR Show joined me for a fun conversation about life, the universe, and tofurkey poop.

Don't feed your dog any soap-washed chicken, or it may just vomit all over the place!

Have you ever knowingly cooked bad chicken?

Featured story: "What to Be Thankful For"

Google Voice doesn't do the best job of transcribing voicemail. Here is exactly what I received as the transcriptions of my two voicemails.

Welcome to another crazy source of "seasoning packets of comedy from the life of a bachelor." This time, I'm joined by my good friend Jeremy, who is known as @Phlegon.

Welcome to the first unscripted, scheduled, and live episode of the Ramen Noodle™! I would love to have your feedback.

I’ve had it with the ridiculously huge amount of time it takes to produce a real the Ramen Noodle™ episode! Rather than give up or just keep putting it off, I’m throwing away the script, putting myself on a schedule, and inviting you to join me live! This will start at 8 p.m. (Eastern) on Monday, November 2 at theRamenNoodle.com/live.

I’m completely changing my format and would love to feature your own “Ramen Noodle moments.” You can email those in written or audio form to [email protected] or call (903) 231-2221. I reserve the right to edit for brevity, clarity, or just to make you funnier.

So please join me at 8 p.m. (Eastern) on Monday, November 2 theRamenNoodle.com/live!