the Ramen Noodle clean comedy

I tried “grilling” burgers on a skillet, which didn’t turn out well.

Kory, from Antioch, California, wrote in to ask:

Dear Ramen Noodle,

I have had a noodle problem, when I buy at Costco it is 40% less for a big case of Ramen Noodles but half are beef favored and everyone in the house like chicken flavor more so what do I do with the beef flavored? I haven’t tried bullion yet.

Kory

Listen to the episode to hear my response to Kory’s problem.

If you enjoy the Ramen Noodle™, please leave a comment on the website, a rating and review in iTunes, or email me your questions to be answered in a future episode (like Kory did!). You can also stalk me on Twitter.

the Ramen Noodle™ is produced and sponsored by D.Joseph Design.

I was offered basic cable TV for free … but was it really free? This may be a little bit of a rant on a nonexistent soapbox, but maybe you’ll enjoy it.

If you enjoy the Ramen Noodle™, please leave a comment on the website, a rating and review in iTunes, or email me your questions to be answered in a future episode (like one person did!). You can also stalk me on Twitter.

the Ramen Noodle™ is produced and sponsored by D.Joseph Design—with a brand new website!

I love freebies! But often, these freebies come at the price of a good story. Listen to a couple of my fun freebie experiences.

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If you enjoy the Ramen Noodle™, please comment on the website, email me, or leave a comment in iTunes. You can also stalk me on Twitter.

Sell-by dates, a secret just between you and me, and my peanut butter predicts the end of the world. Listen or download now!

I’m back and—last time I checked—I’m still alive, so it’s time for the Ramen Noodle™, episode 7 for November 3, 2008: The True Election Solution.

It’s summer time and we all like to stay cool and yet save money. Listen to my friend Jeremy and me discuss six money-saving tips for keeping your home and yourself cool in the hot weather.

* Leave the refrigerator open

* Turn on the oven and leave it open

* Place ice cubes around the house—I rewrote my note on this one! You have to listen to understand why

* Upgrade CRTs and old TVs to flat-panels

* Install mist-makers or leave the showers running on cold water instead

* Buy a pool

Special thanks to those who hung out in the Ustream chatroom as we tried to broadcast live:

* D.G. Hollums from The Guys Podcast, Generally Speaking About the Church, and on Twitter

* My new friend from Podcamp Ohio, Doctor Anonymous, also on Twitter

* And some others who gave up when we were having problems, or who stayed and may not want to be named

You can follow me on Twitter, theRamenNoodle; and follow Jeremy, Phlegon.

This episode of Random Noodle Update was sponsored by D.Joseph Design.

To make ironing more masculine,and after considering a TV show question from the Hardcore Christian Gamer podcast, I started watching MacGyver for free through CBS’s website, and then Adobe Media Player. Join the fun:

* I referenced the garage-door incident of Episode 3

* Need to review “elite bachelornessity“?

* MacGyver streaming on CBS.com

* Get Adobe Media Player to easily watch lots of shows

A new show will be added to the Ramen Noodle™. I’m calling it Random Noodle Updates. In this episode, I cover:

* Introduction to the new show.

* I’m purchasing varieties of chicken-flavored ramen noodles for a future smack-down. Do you have suggestions?

* Please leave comments on this site or give me ratings and comments in iTunes. You may be eligible for future giveaways if you leave comments in iTunes.

* I purchased a new microphone and Behringer 1204 mixer that should drastically improve recording quality. What do you think?

* Please check the nonpodcasted entries on the website:

* Pizza-Box Tower (Garfield comic)

* Bachelor Pad Theme Restaurant

* Five Rejected Names for a Single-Serving Meal Product

Here’s a great idea from the daily Woot.com podcast: the Bachelor Pad Theme Restaurant (or direct link)! Brilliant and so perfect for the average bachelor out there.

Our bodies need hydration. Most bachelors get this hydration from a single source: Mountain Dew.