Raaugh! In this episode we discuss tactics for using monsters.

We also sing along to the monster mash for some reason.

Bonus material! - We discuss the "Full Tilt" rules for holding your own Warhammer jousting contest (What d'you want with jousting sticks?!) and some long lost tribes of the Ogre Kingdoms.

Plus some Warhammer trivia and the usual completely off-topic discussion!

In this episode we talk about our upcoming campaign, The Fall of Malko! This will be a map campaign based in the Border Princes using rules from the General's Compendium.

We also read some old White Dwarf articles, so tune in if you're interested in Inquisitor or levelling up your Chaos warband with Path to Glory.

In this episode we drink beers and talk about about how many bones are in the human body, why children's skulls look like aliens and creative ways to get your children's teeth to fall out without paying for the dentist.

We also talk briefly about Warhammer. Chariots feature prominently in many armies but are you making full use of these great assets?

Also featuring: Warhammer trivia, old White Articles and more!

In the grim darkness of the far future there is ONLY WAR!

We've brushed off our old models and had a few games of an oldie but a goodie, 3rd edition Warhammer 40,000. We talk about our games and how we started out armies, plus a few jokes as usual.

We also answer some listener questions, and read some old White Dwarf articles.

Raaugh! The mighty forces of Chaos have at last been unleashed upon our unsuspecting listeners!

Arguably one of the most popular Warhammer armies, we sit down and talk about our own experiences battling for and against the Hordes of Chaos.

We talk about:

- Which are our favourite Chaos gods

- The weather forecast in Sydney

- Which magic spells can backfire on you

- How did Alex get his beard

And also: A funny story that Alex has been meaning to tell but you'll have to wait just a bit longer to hear it!

Merry Christmas! This is our wrap-up episode for 2025.

We answer some questions form listeners, and talk about some more of our favourite White Dwarf articles.

What's Christmas like in the Southern Hemisphere?

Did Vlad von Carstein ever have a legitimate claim to the Imperial Throne?

Why doesn't Frank roll for Intrigue at Court?

Join us and find out!

In this episode we go off topic a bit (very unusual for us!) and talk about some of our recent gaming adventures.

Hear out Tichi Huichi's attempted conquest of the known world, and Prince Caeladan's single-combat against every dwarf hero trying to capture his castle.

Also we discuss the Zombie Pirates army list! Conquer the New World with your own zombie regiment of renown. Also, just how stupid is Luthor Harkon?? (roll a d6 to find out!)

I'm seeing double! We review not one, but two Dwarf army books which were released during 6th Edition Warhammer.

We talk about Dwarf battle tactics and runic weapon combos. Also, nobody laughs at my 'short' and 'tall' puns.

Featuring special guest Nick the Longbeard!

In this episode, we take you back to a time in the distant past where there were only about 6 official army books released, and everyone else had to use Ravening Hordes which came free with White Dwarf...

Then along came these updated army lists for Bretonnia and Lizardmen and suddenly those armies were playable again!

Remember the days when you could lose the Lady's blessing if you shot enemy knights, refused a challenge, or engaged in ungentlemanly smack talk during a battle.

Also we dredge up some old White Dwarf articles and talk about who won the quiz at the Warhammer World Grand Tournament, and just how lazy one Fat Bloke can be...

We're back with a chat about the White Dwarf update for the 6th edition Dark Elves Warhammer army book. Why did only one army get an update in White Dwarf? Tune in and find out!

Bonus features:

- We share some of our favourite old-school White Dwarf articles. - Alex gives us his latest excuse for losing our last battle.

- This time we turned off the air conditioner so you can't hear it buzzing in the background.

- And much more!