The Rank Bonus Podcast

In this episode we talk about our upcoming Fall of Malko campaign and hobby progress.

We also open our listener mailbag and answer some requests.

In this episode we discuss the mightiest heroes of the Warhammer World! Join us as we learn:

Can Teclis defeat an entire army?

Where did Zacharias the Everliving get his magic book?

Did Wurrzag ever even have a model?

Also we talk about the weather and roadworks for those with niche interests. And as usual, we read some old White Dwarf articles for a few laughs.

In this episode we discuss the properly chaotic Beasts of Chaos army book. Join us as we discuss:

We talk about old models, the ambush rules, and the fabled Lost Valley of the Chaos Hounds!

Raaugh! In this episode we discuss tactics for using monsters.

We also sing along to the monster mash for some reason.

Bonus material! - We discuss the "Full Tilt" rules for holding your own Warhammer jousting contest (What d'you want with jousting sticks?!) and some long lost tribes of the Ogre Kingdoms.

Plus some Warhammer trivia and the usual completely off-topic discussion!

In this episode we talk about our upcoming campaign, The Fall of Malko! This will be a map campaign based in the Border Princes using rules from the General's Compendium.

We also read some old White Dwarf articles, so tune in if you're interested in Inquisitor or levelling up your Chaos warband with Path to Glory.

In this episode we drink beers and talk about about how many bones are in the human body, why children's skulls look like aliens and creative ways to get your children's teeth to fall out without paying for the dentist.

We also talk briefly about Warhammer. Chariots feature prominently in many armies but are you making full use of these great assets?

Also featuring: Warhammer trivia, old White Articles and more!

In the grim darkness of the far future there is ONLY WAR!

We've brushed off our old models and had a few games of an oldie but a goodie, 3rd edition Warhammer 40,000. We talk about our games and how we started out armies, plus a few jokes as usual.

We also answer some listener questions, and read some old White Dwarf articles.

Raaugh! The mighty forces of Chaos have at last been unleashed upon our unsuspecting listeners!

Arguably one of the most popular Warhammer armies, we sit down and talk about our own experiences battling for and against the Hordes of Chaos.

We talk about:

- Which are our favourite Chaos gods

- The weather forecast in Sydney

- Which magic spells can backfire on you

- How did Alex get his beard

And also: A funny story that Alex has been meaning to tell but you'll have to wait just a bit longer to hear it!

Merry Christmas! This is our wrap-up episode for 2025.

We answer some questions form listeners, and talk about some more of our favourite White Dwarf articles.

What's Christmas like in the Southern Hemisphere?

Did Vlad von Carstein ever have a legitimate claim to the Imperial Throne?

Why doesn't Frank roll for Intrigue at Court?

Join us and find out!

In this episode we go off topic a bit (very unusual for us!) and talk about some of our recent gaming adventures.

Hear out Tichi Huichi's attempted conquest of the known world, and Prince Caeladan's single-combat against every dwarf hero trying to capture his castle.

Also we discuss the Zombie Pirates army list! Conquer the New World with your own zombie regiment of renown. Also, just how stupid is Luthor Harkon?? (roll a d6 to find out!)