The Ratchet Chronicles

Welcome back to another week of Cuckoo with Coco!!! This week I discuss how I should've been a contestant on the price is right. I also delve into some more Gorilla Glue nonsense because this is what society has come to. I also discuss some news surrounding "Grease," and how cultural societies are different from decade to decade. Stay tuned at the end of the story for a personal story as well. As always guys make sure to grab your friends and some snacks and LET'S GET CUCKOO!!!! Music: https://www.bensound.com

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Happy late Valentine's Day cocomunity!!! This episode we talk about the follow up on this "Gorilla Glue Challenge," and the other "challenges" we have experienced in our lifetime. My final experience with my former employer. I explain why my title is such with an example and I compare my trainer to Bailey Sarian (youtuber that does her makeup while telling true crime stories). Let's get ready for another round of fun and as usual, let's keep it Cuckoo in 2021!!! Music: https://www.bensound.com

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Hey guys!!! This week I give, in excruciating detail, the quick departure of myself from the salon where I worked as a maid. I explain why in certain situations you need 20-year old energy to keep up with pettiness. Let's also discuss the status of "Gorilla Glue Girl," and why Kim K. is jealous of her daughter's talent. I also tell you about my marriage seeking energy in contrast to ex-boyfriend energy. Congrats to my parents on their 15 years of marriage!! Music: https://www.bensound.com

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Welcome welcome cocomunity to another episode of your new favorite podcast!!!! This week I discuss a new method of driving that should prove effective to the "move your ass" aspect of pedestrians. I also tell you why I don't have fun with salon games and unveil the Bean Hater's new nickname (don't worry we added to it, didn't subtract from it). I give you a script of what you should say to people who ghost you, and what happens when glass shatters in your mind. Music: https://www.bensound.com

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Well cocomunity without further delay here's a new episode for you guys!!!! This episode you get to listen to the smooth, sultry tones while I sufffer through some allergies. I describe how my new job is going and some dreams I have had lately about New York. I also recommend the wildest series I have seen in awhile called, "The Sister," which is currently on Hulu and how Bob is the new weirdo name for the year. Let's continue to keep it Cuckoo in 2021!!!! Music: https://www.bensound.com

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Good day loyal cocomunity we're back with a brand spankin' new episode!!! Today we discuss Kelly Ripa losing her patience with costar Ryan Seacrest and how a mug should be the bronze prize for these Morning Show quizzes. I tell you guys about how I'm getting into new shows with my down time and how I adult much better lately. To round out the episode, I give a shout out to those special people in my life that have helped make things better/easier for me (yes I get all sentimental for a second). Let's continue this adventure in 2021 and let's keep it cuckoo guys!!! Music: https://www.bensound.com

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Hello my respectable members of the cocomunity!!! We're starting 2021 with some new content after last week's break where I tell you more about the hunt for a job and tell you about the dumbest situations I've come across with prospective jobs. I also read word-for-word the most respectful f*** you email I have ever sent regarding a job rejection and how virtual job interviews are life now! Come join us in the cocomunity where we're KEEPIN' IT CUCKOO in 2021! Music: https://www.bensound.com

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Hey cocomunity!!! Due to some much needed family time, I present to you the first rerun of 2021. This episode features Kelsey and Laura as guests (my first ever three person episode) and one of my favorite virtual hangouts. There were some technical difficulties on Kelsey's end so I hope you enjoy the hilarity of that and I'll be back next week with some new content.  Best of all it's never too late to get CUCKOO WITH COCO!!! Music: https://www.bensound.com

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Welcome to the end of 2020 my cocomunity! We made it!!! This week we continue the job hunt journey as well as discussing why Kelly Ripa and Ryan Seacrest go through so many clothes in a one hour episode of daytime television. I also discuss how difficult it is to prove that you're a human in Florida and how much paperwork one needs to prove they exist. Elizabeth Bathory's bloodlust also comes into play when discussing how to stay young and rounding out the episode is watching my mom stalk the roomba in the house. So call your friends, put this podcast up to the phone and LET'S GET CUCKOO!!! Music: https://www.bensound.com

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Hello from Florida my cocomunity!!! This episode is brought to you in my new digs in Florida. Meanwhile the Bean Hater went to New York to visit his family with his little one and wife. This episode is a little more tamer than my usual flow, I discuss travelling long distance rather than short distance. Surprising my mother for her birthday and how my sister shouldn't brag about being a good liar. SHOUT OUT TO MY MOM HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Grab your friends, some holiday cheer and LET'S GET CUCKOO!!! Music: https://www.bensound.com

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