The Ratchet Chronicles

The Ratchet Chronicles

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The Ratchet Chronicles episodes

  • The Year Episode/Snowed In Together

    Hey guys welcome back my cocomunity!!! Today's episode is located under three blankets and fully suited up in pajamas with a sweater. In any case it's chilly willy guys and we're going to break down things having to do with this continuous election and common core math. The snowstorm that slapped New York in the face and how some coworkers act like they're still in high school (my favorite nemesis to name one). So grab all your blankeys and thermal pj's and LET'S GET CUCKOO!! Music: https://www.bensound.com

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    1 hr
  • Shining Shimmering Dead Guys

    Welcome back to another episode my cocomunity!! This episode I explain the title (which I've never done before) and also why 2020 is restless leg syndrome. I go into detail about the last episode of Grey's Anatomy and the inappropriate things I hear at work. I bring in a holiday promo in support of a small business owner for Spartan Guard Services (send them a follow on Instagram and Facebook).  Grab your friends, gather round and LET'S GET CUCKOO!!! Music: https://www.bensound.com

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    1 hr 4 min
  • The Silence of the COVID

    We're back cocomunity with some fresh kookiness for you!!! Happy late thanksgiving  cocomunity!!! In this episode I discuss thanksgiving's past, the emptiest parade ever and thanksgiving eve parties. COVID is making a comeback and the year is coming to an end. I discuss social justice warriors and how GOYA is still doing it's thing. I give some friendly tips as to how to handle issues with friendships/relationships, and we get a little up close and personal with how things have been going with me during this pandemic. So grab your friends (maybe some tissue) and LET'S GET CUCKOO!!! Music: https://www.bensound.com

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    1 hr 3 min
  • Rerun #3 Check Out My Mama

    Hey my loyal cocomunity!! This week in the interest of Thanksgiving,  I give you one of my earlier episodes where my mom comes and chats while visiting me in New York. You see where I get my craziness from and hope you get a lot of laughs at our mother-daughter bond session. Also my mom said afterwards she was nervous speaking with me for others to hear, which I think is ridiculous because she's amazing. So grab your family gather round with your  turkey and before you pass out from your food coma LET'S GET CUCKOO!!!

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    32 min
  • The DocBlocker

    Hey ladies & gents of the cocomunity!!! We're back with another week of cuckooness as promised. This week I talk about people who color outside the lines, why work has felt like a marathon and how New York needs to get its shit together when it comes to COVID-19 regulations. I also discuss how I don't know what day it is and you guys finally learn my travels from NY to Tampa and back again. I talk about how the PS3 was my gateway gaming system and how I don't think "gateway drug" is a good phrase to use ever. Grab your friends and some snacks and LET'S GET CUCKOO!!! Music https://www.bensound.com

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    57 min
  • Rerun #2 I Don't Know How to Spell

    Hello  there cocomunity and welcome back for another week of shenanigans!!! Due to traveling and planning things out for the future, we have another rerun. I will return to you guys next week with some new content. This week's rerun seems to be a fan favorite as I discuss how I don't know how to spell omelette. You also get a look at what it's like to work without power in the office and how Siri disrespects my friend's names when I receive a new text message. Grab some snacks, grab your blankeys and let's get Cuckoo!!! Music: https://www.bensound.com

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    1 hr 1 min
  • From Florida with Love

    Cocomunity we are hanging in Florida with my family! Yes this episode has 3 special guests, we have my sister Dee and Beats in the building!!! My brother Will pops in  and says hello, but that's it. I catch up with my sisters on how their COVID is going and how the masks have affected their daily routine. We discuss fashion in their generation and video games we enjoy and there's a spoiler on the Dark Pictures Anthology: Little Hope in there. Come catch up with my family and I, but most importantly LET'S GET CUCKOO!!!!!  Music https://www.bensound.com

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    1 hr
  • A Cuckoo Halloween

    Welcome back  to another week of Cuckoo with Coco my cocomunity!!! This week let's talk about ghost experiences and  Laura being a scaredy-cat on our trip to Salem a few years ago. I go cuckoo over the  scale at the doctor's office and how much of a liar it is. I discuss my grandfather, whether substance abuse is a disease  and where I fall on that subject.   I also tell you what island I belong  on in the future and why ageism exists. Grab your friends, marshmallows, gather round the fire and LET'S GET CUCKOO!!! Music https://www.bensound.com

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    59 min
  • The Plague Starter

    Welcome welcome cocomunity members old and new!! We're back with another week of Cuckoo with Coco and closing in on episode 50!!  This week I compare Zach from "The Strain," with Carl from "The Walking Dead," and how WTF apocalypse shows are.   I also discuss how people should know the telltale signs of horrible situations and confirm how I know I am working with an energy draining vampire. Finally rounding it out with a  work story to top them all, so everybody gather round the fire and LET'S GET CUCKOO!!!  Music https://www.bensound.com

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    1 hr 5 min
  • Not a Scary Story/The Re-Binger

    Hello hello my cocomunity and welcome back for another episode of Cuckoo with Coco!! We have made it to over 2000 downloads guys!!! How amazing is that ??  This week let's talk about  looking 31 in the face and  say a big Cuckoo congratulations to  Kelsey and Dan Gastman on their recent nuptials. I also discuss what I do with all this COVID-19 free time and invite you to add to the chaos of  it. Grab a blankey, some snacks , huddle close and LET'S GET CUCKOO!!!!   Music https://www.bensound.com

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    1 hr 3 min

About The Ratchet Chronicles

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Come and hang out and maybe have a few laughs at my expense. This podcast doesn't have a focus other than to speak on things that I see or hear about on a daily basis. I think that a lot of these…