The Ratchet Chronicles

This episode I go cuckoo for McGriddles and explain how humanity can be saved by just doing the right thing at the drive thru. I explain what pestering is and why I don't care for Johnny Come Lately's. Murder hornets are a real thing and why pain comparisons never work is something else I go Cuckoo for! Come join me and let's have some fun! Music: https://www.bensound.com.

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HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO ALL THE MAMAS! This episode I discuss the nose vs. penis as it pertains to the coronavirus and Laura's new nickname in my phone. I pay tribute to the woman who created me, because of Mother's Day. I also wonder who invented the chicken nugget, let you guys decide if I've been brainwashed by Waco and come to the realization that Hollywood makes psychos hot as hell. Let's get Cuckoo!!! Music: https://www.bensound.com/

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This week we catch up with the infamous Bean Hater during his quarantine. We discuss a pletherer of topics including why Animal Crossing is important and how addicted I am again to the Sims. Come sit down and enjoy our crazy banter and get through the quarantine together.

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Hey my cuckoo-nuts we're back. Took a bit of a hiatus but with everything going on I thought you may need some craziness in your life! Hence, I have arrived. This episode we play catch up with my observances during this COVID pandemic. Come laugh with me or at me whateveryou prefer and LET'S GET CUCKOO!

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In this episode I talk about two movies and their storylines. **The title is a mashup of the two movies** I also tell you guys about my fascination with true crime podcasts and why I apologized to my mother these past few weeks. I also give you guys my twitch handle so that you can put a face to the voice, or come squad up. Come have some laughs and let's get Cuckoo!

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Introducing mini cuckoos! So for 2020 I'm bringing you more of ME! You guessed it! This mini episode covers the adventures of DC with her latest installment, why Crunch gym reminds me of exotic animals and why I am going to play "skunk" instead of possum around random men going forward. Also new music for 2020! Thanks everyone for joining me again and let me help you through your day with some laughs! Let's get Cuckoo!!!!!

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In this episode I give you guys the longest, most frustrating Saturday also known as December 28, 2019. I also give you a little introduction of what's not going down in 2020 as well as attempt to navigate this podcast thing again. I also give you the definition of "paranormal activity colds." Let's bring it on 2020 and relearn the English language as well as driving etiquette. 

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In this episode I go cuckoo over the movie, "The Hole in the Ground," a horror movie in which a child is possessed after exploring a forest without his mother's permission. I discuss the positive side of forgetting the proper headphones while exercising and delve into the idea of having the procreate to save mankind. Let's get Cuckoo!!

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We are back! Delayed but back! This episode I talk about my packing issues, moving out of my apartment and how much I dislike JFK (the airport). I also tell you about my clumsiness, today and I recorded on a Saturday (which is weird for me).

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Hey guys!!!! We are back again this week with a surprise guest! Not saying who it is, you're just going to have to listen in. We discuss city living, changing neighborhoods and a flight story. I also break down our day together as well as people who avoid minor bumps in the road like their cars are made of glass. Let's get cuckoo together!!!!!

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