The Ratchet Chronicles

Annnnnnnd we're back my cuckoo-nuts! Stronger and better than ever! In this episode you find out why Staten Island sucks, why we're strustling and why I prefer free entertainment in the park over paying for tickets to see a bad movie. You also learn what my mom did prior to DVR and about the "Say Anything" size camcorder she brought to every family event. Also everyone needs to watch "Inside Out." Let's get Cuckoo again guys!

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This episode I discuss nail salon experiences then and now in my lifetime and you find out what I mean by puddle legs. You also find out why a staff member pisses me off and what exactly I mean by Mortal Kombat duos. Also the Bean Hater strikes again with his mischief concerning apple podcasts (if he ate beans it would probably help his brain think clearly). Stay tuned for more Cuckoo fun with me! Your new bestie Coco!

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Hey my little cuckoo nuts! We're back at it again for another episode! This week I discuss what my friends have to deal with when it comes to my brain, the infamous stairs from The Joker movie and why I don't associate with serial murderers. I share with you my morning commute and an incident at the gym that occurred with Laura, a strange man and I. Prior to editing this episode I had made it to 30 minutes (so technically it was lol). Let's get over the hump and get cuckoo together!!!!!

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This episode I touch on Halloween costume etiquette briefly. I dive into the family holiday trifecta of Halloween (if you're family-oriented), Thanksgiving and Christmas. I also touch upon the coming of family clapback season, which often occurs during these holidays, and the overindulgence of food and coquito that is sure to leave you in a food coma. I discuss why men should just trust women with driving directions on road trips and why "Trilogy of Terror" is a ridiculous yet anxiety inducing movie. Come get cuckoo and let's get over the hump together!!!! 

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This episode you get a triple whammy! It’s time to get cuckoo with Coco, Laura and Kelsey! That’s right I got another person to get cuckoo and have a silly time! We discuss growing up in the city versus the suburbs, participation trophies and Disney princesses/villains. We also discuss the importance of dodgeball in building character and the only trophy Laura’s ever gotten. Come hang out with us and get over the hump!

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In this episode I have another guest Dan Rivera hanging with me all the way from Florida via Skype (warning: sound quality is different). We talk about Chinese & Hibachi food spots, what we like most in a significant other and why sometimes arguing/debating works best in friendships. We also read some comments from the question of the week and discuss why DoorDash should just start cooking when they show up with your food. Come hang out with us while we get Cuckoo!

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Yay we've reached episode 10!!!! I have a special guest with me DUSTY B! We get into some crazy stuff about appliances that do everything but wipe your booty, why Alec Baldwin IS a household item and why Robots vs. Zombies should be a show. We also examine how the CDC might kill us with biochemistry and how movies and video games are training manuals. I also explain to Dustin what the purpose of bath salts are. Come get cuckoo with us!

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This episode discusses the experiences I have had with coffee, going through the drive thru to get fast food, and the reason why menus are posted online. Come get Cuckoo with me and let's get over the hump together!

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In this episode I discuss ordering food like an alien in relation to Pulp Fiction, explain the origins of my gaming addiction, and weirdos getting haircuts. I also mention why cutting your own hair is a disaster and why I believe that clients should be treated like human beings and not children. Let's have some fun everybody! It's Cuckoo time!

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This episode we take a look at multiple work environments I have encountered and I tell you how none of the events that occurred at each workplace were my fault. I also discuss my issues with upper management and how one false move could end up with me on a milk carton. Stay tuned and let's get Cuckoo!

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