The Idiots try to get Ted to save his own life, but they can't find a water bottle anywhere.  The guys realize theres no such thing as a fun kidnapping.

The Idiots learn that you don't always have to run away when someone is chasing you with a bat.  Ted gives another good tip then makes sure to cover it in puke.  The guys realize the key to a long marriage starts with the word millions.

The Idiots try to talk about science stuff, but Ted turns it into sweat pants talk.  Ted finally really actually helps someone with his tip.  Mark's movie mentions a silent movie and the dead air is creepy.

The Idiots have 1.8 billion reasons to trust the folks in South Carolina.  Ted has trouble telling the differnce between dating and sexual harrassment.  The guys realize there's nothing better than a giant Rubik's Cube.

The Idiots get a Dire Wolf as an emotional support animal.  The guys find out that a Dude Ranch doesn't just have dudes.  If you absolutely have to fly, don't wear spandex, it
s too hard to get off.

The Idiots learn that every language has a word for boobs.  Drinking in Chicago has come full circle, and that circle is full of drunks.  Don't trust any kids selling you cookies, unless they have the sceince to back them up!

The Idiots are behind a robot takeover and would like to welcome our mechanical overlords.  Ted tries to get a listener to lawyer up and Matt goes for the shit on the doorknob approach.  Mark's movie mention is trick question.

The Idiots talk with the CEO of Pillow Fighting Championship Steve Williams.  Ted tries to help a guy impress the ladies, but ends up getting him to buy a used Yugo.  Mark does a nice tribute to Gene Hackman with his movie mention.

The Idiots start predicting the future and somehow Ted's in charge.  Ted thinks the muppets are real and wants to fight Kermit.  Mark reviews In Bruges and Ted compares it to The Joker.  The best job in the zoo is cock blocker.

The Idiots talk with Kimy Winters, The holder of the Guiness World Record for loudest belch by a woman.  Ted doesn't help a woman pick which roommate is her favorite but he does make sure no one is posioned.  The guys remind everyone to be nice, even to gingers.