The Idiots decide giving money to random woman that ask might just come back to bite you in the ass, if you give them enough.  Ted decides that all felonies aren't created equal.  Mark figures out that we can't make Kim Khardashian disappear no matter how many times we wish for it.

The fellas figure out they spend most of their days conditionally drunk.  Ted tries to talk a woman out of her sweat pants.

The Idiots talk with champion grill master Christie Vanover.  She explains the difference between select and prime. Being select seemed so cool.  The fellas decide they'd rather work in the warehouse than be CEO.

The Idiots start a new sports league and its gonna knock you on your ass.  Ted tells a listener to use the post it method to save heartbreak.  The guys figure out that some movies are more Wicked than others.

The Idiots learn about the world of honey with world famous honey sommelier Marina Marchese.  Ted blows everyone away with a tip that needs no interpretation.  Sister Jackie joins the trio and its a bee hive of action.

The Idiots are planning on filling their back yard with super-fun deadly animals.  The guys plan a cruise down a garbage filled river in a hot tub.  We learn that Spam might just be the reason we get to live in the world's greatest country.

The Idiots help a listener with a jaded past control his future.  The fellas talk with Mike Lang again and he makes Thanksgiving into Christmas with only a grill.  Ted gives the greatest advice ever, be a river it can never go back.

The Idiots realize you should never take a ride from Jesse Waters, you will end up pregnant.  The fellas help listeners who've had a run in with the law.  If you went to a P Diddy party, it's the perfect time to tell everyone you didn't have any fun at all.

The Idiots finally figure out what Bill Belichick and his girlfriend talk about on their dates.  The guys decide that Costco is the place to go to meet the person of your dreams.  No matter what Kim Kardashian says killing your parents is bad.

The Idiots help listeners make sure they never lose 50 million dollars, unless it's a really great party.  The fellas find out the folks in Texas are afraid of lots of some crazy ass shit!