The Idiots donate their entire fortune to Wikipedia since Ted is stealing everything from the website.  The Freaky Tuesday works perfectly, Ted thinks he's Mark and Mark wishes he wasn't.  Matt's song is nominated for a Grammy.

The Idiots decide if you are going to run a drug empire, make it a family affair.  Ted pussies out on his tip and loses the job to Mark.  Sometimes you can get married without even knowing it.

The Idiots talk cheese and life with Adam Muskowitz from the Cheese Monger Invitational.  With 2000 cheeses ask yourself how many cheeses do you need to try before you can't chew anymore. Ted tells a listener to sex her husband to show up on time.

The Idiots figure out that torture can be a fun thing, when it's done right.  A quick reminder when you kill a beaver it's best to keep it to yourself or kill the other guy too.  Sometimes being a trailblazer can be a dumb thing.

The Idiots figure out that doing the splits in public never turns out well.  Tom Selleck misses out on Indiana Jones and being the third Idiot.  His career never recovered.  Ted shares his motivation on motivation.

The Idiots take a trip down memory lane and run into Ricky Schroder.  Teds tips a woman n Japan to make sure she vsits Japan.  Mark hits another home run with his movie mention.

The Idiots realize they live in cheap beer heaven and are never far away from an X-Rated theater.  Teds helps a guy with his bucket list and the list should get tossed in the bucket.  The fellas would wait in line to see Lethal Weapon 5, if that line leads to the bathroom.

The Idiots talk summer blockbusters with film critic Scott Phillips.  The guys warn everyone never to go to the movies with Ted.  Whatever you do don't order the Blizzard at Dairy Queen  if you see Toxic Avenger.

The Idiots try to get Ted to save his own life, but they can't find a water bottle anywhere.  The guys realize theres no such thing as a fun kidnapping.

The Idiots learn that you don't always have to run away when someone is chasing you with a bat.  Ted gives another good tip then makes sure to cover it in puke.  The guys realize the key to a long marriage starts with the word millions.