The Idiots figure out that doing the splits in public never turns out well.  Tom Selleck misses out on Indiana Jones and being the third Idiot.  His career never recovered.  Ted shares his motivation on motivation.

The Idiots take a trip down memory lane and run into Ricky Schroder.  Teds tips a woman n Japan to make sure she vsits Japan.  Mark hits another home run with his movie mention.

The Idiots realize they live in cheap beer heaven and are never far away from an X-Rated theater.  Teds helps a guy with his bucket list and the list should get tossed in the bucket.  The fellas would wait in line to see Lethal Weapon 5, if that line leads to the bathroom.

The Idiots talk summer blockbusters with film critic Scott Phillips.  The guys warn everyone never to go to the movies with Ted.  Whatever you do don't order the Blizzard at Dairy Queen  if you see Toxic Avenger.

The Idiots try to get Ted to save his own life, but they can't find a water bottle anywhere.  The guys realize theres no such thing as a fun kidnapping.

The Idiots learn that you don't always have to run away when someone is chasing you with a bat.  Ted gives another good tip then makes sure to cover it in puke.  The guys realize the key to a long marriage starts with the word millions.

The Idiots try to talk about science stuff, but Ted turns it into sweat pants talk.  Ted finally really actually helps someone with his tip.  Mark's movie mentions a silent movie and the dead air is creepy.

The Idiots have 1.8 billion reasons to trust the folks in South Carolina.  Ted has trouble telling the differnce between dating and sexual harrassment.  The guys realize there's nothing better than a giant Rubik's Cube.

The Idiots get a Dire Wolf as an emotional support animal.  The guys find out that a Dude Ranch doesn't just have dudes.  If you absolutely have to fly, don't wear spandex, it
s too hard to get off.

The Idiots learn that every language has a word for boobs.  Drinking in Chicago has come full circle, and that circle is full of drunks.  Don't trust any kids selling you cookies, unless they have the sceince to back them up!