The Idiots help a listener with a jaded past control his future.  The fellas talk with Mike Lang again and he makes Thanksgiving into Christmas with only a grill.  Ted gives the greatest advice ever, be a river it can never go back.

The Idiots realize you should never take a ride from Jesse Waters, you will end up pregnant.  The fellas help listeners who've had a run in with the law.  If you went to a P Diddy party, it's the perfect time to tell everyone you didn't have any fun at all.

The Idiots finally figure out what Bill Belichick and his girlfriend talk about on their dates.  The guys decide that Costco is the place to go to meet the person of your dreams.  No matter what Kim Kardashian says killing your parents is bad.

The Idiots help listeners make sure they never lose 50 million dollars, unless it's a really great party.  The fellas find out the folks in Texas are afraid of lots of some crazy ass shit!

The Idiots dispel the rumor all beer is good.  The fellas figure out sometimes winning the election can get you in over your head!

The Idiots and Sister Jackie help Idaho Senator Dan Foreman figure out where home is.  The guys need a hideout now that the Mexican/Bulgarian drug cartel is after them.

The Idiots try to help gubenatorial candidate Mark Robinson look slightly less pervy, and fail miserably.  What's a state fair without a gun, shit!

Ted finally joins the gym and it's not going to end well.  Mark and Matt nearly come to blows because of Star Wars.  It's official the Olympics is the worst thing ever.!

The Idiots, minus Mark, learn the ins and outs of great grilling with author Mike Lang.  Matt decides the sequel to 1 Beer Grilling might involve a keg.

The Idiots debate debating and lose badly.   Mark mentions one of the greatest movies of all time.