The Idiots talk with a husband and wife that not only love chili, but they love each other enough to compete against each other and live to talk about it.  Steve and Jackie sit in again and are blown away by the food ad the spectacle.  The guys also talk with a first time particpant with a lot of pressure on him.

The Idiots head to Indianapolis for the World Food Championships Chili Cook-off.  Part 1 of 4.  The beginning of the middle.

The Idiots have a terrifying talk with special make-up effect artist Tom Devlin.  Ted helps a kid pick which branch of the military he should join and it's not the Salvation Army.  Matt proves he's a scardy cat at heart.

The Idiots go over the entire pee spectrum and Ted realizes he's not on it.  Ted uses the emergency room as an emergency plan to escape doggie fashion shows.  Mark's movie mention puts the fear of DeNiro in everyone.

The Idiots talked with Mike Lang to set up the perfect tailgate.  Ted helps a mom and dad keep a predator out of the house.  The guys try to help the fans in Japan through their beer crisis.

The Idiots spend the show helping listeners get healthy and fly straight.  Ted's tip is literally a tip.  He suggests dick milk is the best way to have cereal.  Mark's tip is SUPER!

The Idiots talk with Tianyi Zhang about senses and how they get us to buy McDonalds fries and start going to Starbucks again.  Mark tells everyone that all you need is flashing lights and a cherry pie to make him happy.  Ted tips a listener to not have sex and Matt ad Mark call bullshit.

The guys decide going to a baseball game will ruin your life.  The guys open up a cold case and find out out the Crackers Barrell did it.  Ted decides the last resort to help a listener is to posion a lake full of fish.

The Idiots decide that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce can't do anything new and really should think about moving to the moon.  Ted helps a listener realize that cats are the worst pets ever.  Mark makes an offer we can't refuse.  The guys realize Warren Buffet is not a role model.

The Idiots argue baldness and realize there are no winners, only losers.  If you go to a WNBA game make sure you can throw.  Ted tries to covince a woman to be a better person and Mark and Matt take the low road.